💜 The Edict Of Bane 💜

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

real yearners know that they can even feel nostalgic about the present moment

can't wait for charles to transition so he fits the anthem

people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects

ok so I really love conversations on tumblr and wish to god I could tell u but the problem is I cannot ever be arsed to use any sort of measuring device, so my baking has like 50-80% recipe accuracy and a 8/10 success rate which is a risk I am willing to take (but my friends do frown upon I must add).

I think this one turned out dry once and really good once and kind of bleh once but because I had less bananas and used yoghurt instead that time?

so this was under a banana bread recipe I just used

the sound of happiness

the inability to recognize bait has severely impacted the internet

idea: seasonal gender. masc in winter, femme in summer, enby in between.

For those not in the know, this is one of the Amanita mushrooms referred to as a Destroying Angel. Never, ever, ever, ever forage with an app. Especially for mushrooms.

it is so ingrained in me that i have to “earn” things like eating and resting that i forget that logically i. Do not have to earn that. inherently i am just allowed to do those things.