On A Dark & Stormy Night, There Was A Creature . & You’re Never Going To Beleive What It Did Next

off to my cosytime

hosea fucks

HOSEA FUCKS

the inability to recognize bait has severely impacted the internet

i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

Silas Lodge could've been a tumblr sexyman and we were robbed and yet we dodged a bullet

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

but you have to consider the shrimplications…

We had a break-in at work

I don't know. I just don't know

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis