Favourite Orb Ponderings

after lengthy investigation I have come to the conclusion a flying centaur is anatomically impossible

true crime podcasts: "... and strangely, someone had cut out all the labels from his clothing!"

ok but who the fuck leaves their labels on tho

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

the only acceptable alfalfa-to-bread ratio

“the ways you have learned to survive may not be the ways you wish to continue to live“

listening to the same music i used to listen when i was 14-15 is something else i'm still her i'm nothing like her anymore she knew everything she knew nothing she was so right she was so wrong

I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this

sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else