like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…
A very X-Factor costume party.
and that's how lian was born
“Look, I know I’m not great at this. I’m just the only one who was able to actually climb the building” ~ The party rogue, trying and failing to convince a panicked NPC to come down from his hiding spot on the third story roof
[ID: A version of the world is a cruel and unjust place meme (A depressed, withered-looking person at the top with the text: “The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering.” At the bottom, text that reads: “*minutes later*” and the same person looking healthy with a blush) which has the text “OMG DickJoey” with Dick Grayson and Joey Wilson together on the far right. End ID.]
Progressive! The mad scientist trying to take over Kingdom Hearts is Nonbinary!
bring back TJ! Nightcrawler needs a daughter of questionable parentage
::random headcanon of the day::
In this Valentine’s day I bring you some WandaxKurt headcanons!
They’re so sexually compatible they’d often forget about doing anything else but each other to be honest, it wasn’t until years after they decided to try new things like certain kinks and/or incorporate powers and mutant abilities to their sexual games.
When Talia was born, she was their world but, as much as they wanted to have another child they got so busy with Wanda taking her job at Strange Academy ( I’m adding some canon divergence to this one cause why not? ) and with Kurt’s X-Men leadership, Talia ended as an only child.
However, no matter how busy they were, they only had time for her. It also helped TJ was very similar to her father in the sense they were more active during the night and they didn’t need to sleep many hours too.
bonus: this headcanon is for my stay home dad au! Since Kurt was dedicated to his domestic labors and his occasional counseling and sporadic classes at the Institutes, Talia had a little brother. His name is Stephan and he happens to be the infamous ‘Salamander.’
top 10 black sails characters as voted by the fandom: #5-6 Anne Bonny
That fucking island. Makes you do shit you don’t wanna do. How is it we haven’t figured that out by now?
See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.