I am old. I made a Tav who looks at Astarion and says, "Life is exciting enough without all the unbearable vibrations of eternal obsession and unmitigated, infernal power. We literally have tadpoles eating holes in our brains. Let's just go home and hang out with the dog and be boring in the dark together."
"Say it again" "I'm Yours"
- | based on "Perfect Slaughter" by @imagineitdearies
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want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons
30s | Call me whatever | neurodivergent & dyslexic | Games obsessions | Multi-fandom | 🔞 Adult +18 ! 🔞 🚫 NO A.I 🚫
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