I Love Them Both So Much Ugh How Can I Choose Between Gothic Cunty Mommy And Punk Rock Ripped Siri?

Hey now why the fuck would you do that

“james died thinking lily and harry might live” what about lily dying thinking she let the love of her life sacrifice himself for nothing since she failed to take harry somewhere safe.

"God is America"- oh wow okay Shakespeare.

everyone in the world is either a democrat or a republican. everyone in the whole wide world is a democrat and a republican and america is the largest and most populous country in the world and america is easily the most culturally diverse country in the world because the middle class white people in my state (like a little country) are very different than the middle class white people over there (another little country, once more called a "state") and you could never understand how bad it is in america, the main country in the world. where are you from again? it's bad in america and america is bad but the way that america is run is the only way a country could possibly be run unfortunately. i don't like it but it's the only right way for a country to be run and you don't get it because the main victims of the main country are all here and you aren't. where are you from again? they never told me about that place. i don't think you get that real people live in america. probably because you're a republican. real people live in america and real people are hurt by america but what can you do? god said america has to be like this. god said this because god is real so god is american. you don't get it because you're over there and we're all here in america, the realest country in the world. where are you from again? how can you talk like this with what's happening in america? you're a democrat, right? where are you from again? my country is so large it stretches over yours and presses down hard. it's not my fault that they never told me about that place. my country covers the world. you don't understand how bad this will be for real people in the real world, the first world, the only world. they never told me—where in america are you from again?

The Jilypad propaganda finally got me well captured I fear

SIRIUS BLACK LOVED JAMES AND LILY POTTER. THEY WERE THE TRIO THAT EVERYONE KNEW. EVEN VOLDEMORT FUCKING KNEW IT WAS THE THREE OF THEM. THATS WHY SIRIUS ASKED THEM TO CHANGE THE SECRET KEEPER IN THE FIRST PLACE. LET HIM LOVE THEM BOTH. Let him fuck them both. HE LOVED THEM BOTH. THEY LOVED HIM BACK. NEVER SAW TWO WITHOUT THE OTHER CLOSE BEHIND. HE WAS LILY AND JAMES POTTERS CLOSEST CONFIDANT. HE WAS A POTTER UNTIL THE DAY HE DIED. SIRIUS BLACK LOVED JAMES AND LILY POTTER.

i get so happy when people that are new to fanfic writing, or just writing in general, post their work on ao3. despite their doubts, despite their fear of something so personal and vulnerable being perceived, they still press that button, and i turn into the equivalent to a proud mom cheering on the sidelines. like yes! you did that! your work is worth seeing! you deserve to share your passion for and be part of a community! i’m so proud of you!

Tbh ngl Reggie choosing Kreacher over any of them is so funny to me like it's giving John Wick when Iosef killed his fucking dog except Kreacher is Regulus's favorite slave.

regulus ain’t chooseing siri*s or j*mes he’s choosing kreacher

idk but it's just so weird whenever I see any character being shipped with another person even though they are happily married and will literally sacrifice each other for the love they have for each other 😐😐. It's just so icky, like there are plenty other characters for you to pair up with Regulus but you chose James. James Potter who was literally head over heels for Lily Evans and I have no idea why they thought that it was a good idea to ship him with a said death eater who was literally one of the reasons Sirius left his home. I mean, if it was a gay relationship, surely y'all wouldn't have done the vice versa right? That'll be greatly offensive. But since Lily's a woman so it's okay! I get it not everyone has the same taste, but I'm sharing my opinion.

If you have to fanonize your characters to make the ship good, maybe your ship isn’t that good in the first place.

The entire premise of Jegulus is so clearly rooted in fetish and misogyny cause some people can’t be normal about gay men.

There are SO MANY better ways to add depth to Regulus’ character, his relationship with his brother and cousins!! Give the black sisters some depth too while you’re at it. His character is SO interesting but it’s constantly watered down to James’ twink. Nothing wrong with Regulus being gay as a HC but it’s WEIRD to make fanfics about James (who loved Lily for YEARS) cheating on her. It’s weird!! It’s icky!! It’s misogynistic!!

Jily losing all its popularity is genuinely baffling to me because their relationship is YEARNING AND LOYALTY. James died for her and she died for their son. Reducing her character to a baby maker for Regulus and James to raise is WEIRD. Especially when Regulus was canonically a deatheater. A death eater who hated muggle borns—which Lily IS. WHY would James be anywhere near Regulus.

Dolores Umbridge was a raging bitch with a good girl teacher's pet persona during her time in Hogwarts and since Regulus Black couldn't stand her nosy ass poking in every direction he decided to fuck her and make a whore out of her to teach her a lesson. Little did he knew Jane was actually into hardcore and they started to test each other's limits and fast forward they got into BDSM and then they fell in love somehow but since she's a half blood he broke it off with her because his family wouldn't allow him to marry a blood traitor and then he tragically dies and Dolores becomes sad and broken and yes your honor it's cannon because I said so.

basically prongsfoot is superior. Yum yummmmmm

I feel like jegulus wouldn't be such a bad ship if regulus wasnt a blood supremacist and wasnt such a loser and there wasnt a blood prejudice sytem going on bc even if he wasnt a death eater he would still be prejudiced and if regulus didn't stand for everything james hated and if james didn't experience an obsession like devotion to Sirius which means that his first instinct whenever he sees another black is to hurt them...basically jegulus wouldn't be a bad ship if it was prongsfoot

okay but why can't we babygirlify umbridge if we can do it with all the des... like.. why cant she be an evil coquette cutie?

Fucking losers, no wonder they are brothers HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

something so hilarious about Sirius thinking he's SOO smart trying to outsmart Voldemort by picking Peter but it actually kills James and Lily instead while he goes to prison

Or Regulus thinking he's SOO smart trying to backstab Voldemort but it actually does nothing to him, helped him if anything, and it made it worse for everyone else for over a decade

what a fucking pair😭