Dolores Umbridge Was A Raging Bitch With A Good Girl Teacher's Pet Persona During Her Time In Hogwarts

sometimes this fandom truly fucks with my head way too much

reminder that James constantly asking Lily out is a headcanon

HELP HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

Ngl they'll make great enemies with benefits

"No hate; but I wonder why people would ship Snirius. How would that even happen?", I asked my s/o. This is what he answered:

Anora (2024) dir. Sean Baker

wolfstar always getting portrayed as remus being possessive of little tiny small waist sirius but it's actually the other way around. sirius stares at his malnourished lanky giant boyfriend and wants to pick him up throw him around pin him down etc

God level witchcraft. How the hell did they nailed casting the younger version of the main characters so hard?!

things that i think about instead of sleeping #1

the casting in Dark

Sirius is the only person James considers an equal. Lily is the only person he considers above him.

This guy is such a fucking beast imo, he's so terrifying honestly that's so cool

Alastor Moody must have been terrifying.

He keeps losing chunks of himself. His eye, his nose, his leg - probably far more scars and hunks missing out of him than can be counted, enough to leave him looking like a gnarled old tree. Cursed off. They can't be healed properly, they can't grow back. And he is old, even in the first war he is still grey.

But he just keeps coming back. Whenever he does he drags a handful of Death Eaters with him.

You're a Death Eater and you manage to survive an encounter with Moody. You saw he had a chunk blown out of his face and his leg destroyed - good. He surely wont be back on the field after that... WRONG. He is back. Looking less and less 'human' he comes back to the fight, over and over again, no matter what is taken from him.

While I don't consider Hogwarts Legacy canon - Professor Aesop Sharp retired from being an Auror after simply having his leg injured. A good move btw, love him. But Moody just keeps pushing like a monster.

He doesn't even kill - at least he tries not to. He likes to take as many as he can back to face legal proceedings, have them fill up Azkaban, following the legal process that hopefully gives them the punishment they 'deserve'. To a Death Eater, failing their master could be scarier.

Chat I'm confused what does it mean actually if y'all don't mind?

I personally characterize Regulus as a "glass child" due to how problematic Sirius was but that's just me alright

Are they fucking kidding me? They literally had world-saving sex and produced a spawn that literally saved the whole fucking wizarding kind's ass from being extinct. Bffr.

Try not to be delusional challenge go!

No way in hell I just saw someone say Jily doesn’t make sense??? HELLO??? ITS THE BACKBONE OF THE ENTIRE SERIES?????

Head empty only SIRIUS BLACK AND JAMES POTTER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH