Good Gracious That Man Is So Fine As Hell

Imma yap 24/7 about my latest obsession now please don't mind my moots 🙏💔

Yeah like wdym I'm real? I'm literally either living in Lily Evan's body or I'm Sirius Black's best friend??!!

me remembering i have a name and body and people know me:

YES YES KEEP THEM HEADCANONS COMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

My headcanons for how Petalsnake (Lucius x Petunia) played out

My backstory for them is that in 1979 Voldemort was tracking down the Potters (not particularly for prophecy reasons just because they were powerful adversaries and he wanted them gone) and so he decided to try and use Petunia to get to Lily. She’s taken to Malfoy Manor where she meets Lucius for the first time.

They definitely don’t instantly connect but I see him accidentally getting to know her better and having to face the fact muggles aren’t all they seem (he later rejects this line of thought and decides it’s just Petunia that’s the exception so he doesn’t have to confront changing his own ideology)

Petunia plays along and pretends to know where Lily is (she doesn’t) for a bit because despite being in a hostage situation she’s finally involved in the world she’s been locked out of for so long

Her opinion on this changes when Voldemort comes and seriously threatens her for the first time and she realises her life, and her sister’s life, are in danger

Lucius, having grown close to her decides to help her escape and anonymously contacts the Potters and then makes it possible for a rescue to occur

Back home, Lucius gives her a way to contact him and says she can decide if she ever wants to see him again (this is referenced in my fic a date to remember) but eventually ends up coming and asking her on a date anyway

Throughout the rest of 1979 they see each other regularly, with their dates continuing throughout 1980 and early 1981 but declining a little due to Lucius’ circumstances

Finally after the events of October 31st in 1981, Petunia cuts off all contact with Lucius and destroys any evidence she ever knew him. Lucius, who would’ve personally continued the affair, was more affected by this than Petunia, mainly because she was focused on grieving a sister she’d spent most of the time disliking and taking in a child she didn’t want

They have no contact with each other at all until after Voldemort’s defeat, but they both decide not to resume their affair

Lucius does go to Petunia’s funeral but stays mostly out of the way (because canonically she died sometime before 2020 and was somewhere between 38 and 61 when it happened 😭)

If I could fist fight Dumbledore right now I’d do it

GOD I MISS AOT SO FUCKING MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i think that childhood best friends to enemies trope is the most tragic thing to ever exist bc like. we’ve both done unspeakable things to each other and there’s no getting back to what we were at the start of this but there’s a part of me that still knows you like no one else could ever possibly know you. the whole idea of trust and devotion turned to a mutual, burning hunger to destroy each other. I hate you this much because i loved you this much. drives me insane.

Except James would actually never because *Reggie* was a hardcore voldy fan. But hey, that's just my opinion hehe.

This fandom is big enough for all of us. Others playing with the same toys doesn't take anything away from you. Hate doesn't make others like your ship or your sub-fandom.

Marlene was just mentioned ONCE!!

Bella maybe evil but she's so goddamn badass, served cunt in every single hp books, the second in command, nobody could match her freak except maybe Voldemort, she puts the boss in girlboss, straight icon, literally the definition of mommy and u pick Marlene?

MARLENE MCKINNON /// BELLATRIX BLACK

Vote for YOUR favourite character at this very moment in time.

Marlene McKinnon: I don’t think we need these anymore do we… I love Marlene more than anything, I am her, she is me

Bellatrix Black: The most iconic villain in the canon text and we all know it

{{ bellatrix art: @.cutegirlsart, marlene art: @.sophithil }}

I wrote a whole ass very detailed post but Tumblr drafts ate yet it's important to get the message out rn at peak hours so here's a summary:

Injuries have risen to 100 btw. PM Auntie called protestors the Bangladeshi equivalent of the Nazis. Injuries are mostly from Dhaka University. Jahangirnagar University was also attempted to be breached (students are currently occupying the halls). Emergency wards are getting attacked. Local media coverage is extremely limited. International coverage is necessary for survival - if BD govt will bend at anyone's whim, it's (unfortunately) the western powers. Big news agency coverages will ensure human rights violations and war crimes will be minimal if at all. Please signal boost. It will be more than helpful if we get international interest in this. Please.

It is almost 4AM It hurts to think how many students might not live to see the sunrise.

Pretty sure it's canon too 🤪🤪

Lily is James one and only guys trust me

Bombing Gaza during Ramadan...May those Zionists burn in hell forever. Scum of earth. How fucking evil and heartless can you be to break the ceasefire treaty again??!!