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poppy . any prns (he/him pref) . 20 . masterlist

i write works for genshin impact. minors please dni as my account contains nsfw

other than that, hello and welcome to my account <3

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rules

what i will write

nsfw/sfw

gore

yandere

strictly platonic interactions between younger characters

any gendered mc

some character ships (childe/kaeya, diluc/zhongli etc.)

piss (shocking, huh? don’t like, don’t read. im embarrassed enough)

what i will not write for

incest

shit, vomit

zhongli/xiao, zhongli/ganyu, xiao/ganyu (i view them all as having a family-like bond.)

foot kinks

please follow all stated rules, thank you very much.

Bedside Manner … 🩻

🥼You’re not feeling so good, let them take care of you 🩺 Gn!reader x Dottore, Baizhu, Tighnari, Albedo and Thoma 🥣

When you enter his lab, hacking loudly, clutching your head, Dottore assumes you’re just being dramatic. It wouldn’t be the first time you’ve come to him with false aches and pains in order to get his attention. However, as one of his clones so politely announced: “Damn, you look like shit” he decided to actually give you a proper once over. Sure enough, you did look like shit. You looked like you’d been stomped on by a sumpterbeast. “For celestia’s sake…” Prime grumbles as he takes you by the arm, practically dragging you back up the stairs you’d just came down, back down the hall you had struggled to walk, just to plop you gracelessly onto the bed in his personal quarters. He asked you a series of questions, mentally noting your answers as he stripped your damp clothes off. Had you been outside? Foolish... Your head was pounding, your throat was sore, your neck and shoulders hurt- honestly your whole body was sore and tired. Dottore inspected the inside of your mouth and determined you had strep throat. You whine as he delivers the diagnosis “Do something, my throat is killing me!” “Yes, yes- I know it is. If you’d let go of me, I’d be able to fetch some medicine for you. You won’t like it though, it tastes awful” he was correct, it did taste awful. Even though he complained about missing work or possibly running behind on reports, he sat by your bedside for the rest of the night. Clones filtered in and out, delivering paperwork for him to complete as he sat and others brought medicine n food for you both. Dottore could be a little soft when he wanted to be…

Baizhu sighs as he removes the thermometer from your mouth, holding up by the light so he can see. “My my, it seems you have a fever. And a high one, at that.” He clicks his tongue, setting the tool aside, tucking you back in. You were certainly ill, you had chills despite your high temperature and wanted nothing more than to go back to sleep beneath your pile of blankets. “Poor darling… You look so pitiful” It’s true, you’re shivering- you should have listened when he said to avoid commissions out in the cold rain. But, as your doctor and your lover, it’s his duty to care for you. Baizhu let Gui handle the pharmacy today while he cared for you- his most favorite patient <3 His time was spent fetching water for you, periodically giving you various herbal medicines and, in an attempt to help soothe you, he sat in bed with you to play with your hair and massage your achy shoulders. He likes watching over you, taking care of you when you need him. It gives him a purpose. There’s been plenty of times where you’ve coddled him while he suffers through flare up’s of his own. Our lovesick sweetheart enjoys returning the favor when you need it. It’s nice to be relied on <3

Tighnari sighs in disapproval as you reject the breakfast he made you. You insist you feel too nauseous to even think about the sugary pastries he’s attempting to tempt you with, you close your eyes and bury your face in your pillow to avoid the sweet smell. The night before, you’d eaten a mushroom that looked familiar. A light brown one with curly top, one you’ve seen plenty of times! However, because it was dark, you hadn’t seen it was orange and not brown. That mushroom had in fact been poisonous- not to the extent that it would kill you but to the extent that you couldn’t get out of bed due to your stomach ache. “I told you to be careful. How many times must we go over which fungi is edible and which are not?” Tighnari clicks his tongue, setting the platter of food aside. You feel the bed dip as he sits beside you and a warm, fluffy tail wraps it’s way around your waist protectively “I’ll take pity on you just this once. I’ll stay home to keep an eye on you… But you’re forbidden from eating any mushrooms without showing them to me first, okay?” You know that he’s just putting on a front, he is worried about you. And you know from experience that this will likely happen again in the future…. You know that you should take his advice and point the shrooms out to him next time before scarfing them down ;-;

Albedo has never fallen ill himself but he’s seen enough sick people to know when something is wrong. That and the fact that he’s been around you almost every day for years now, it isn’t hard for him to notice how tired you seem, how your eyes droop shut as you stand or how your face flushes with fever. He stares at you with a doubtful expression as you attempt to convince him that you’re ‘fine’… That excuse never works on him. Before you can argue any more, Albedo drapes his coat over your shoulders and offers- no, demands, to take you home. That’s how you find yourself in a cocoon of blankets, a mug of hot chocolate clutched between your cold hands. Within the cocoon, Albedo subtly smiles to himself. He likes taking care of you, he enjoys making you stay in bed all day with him. It isn’t often that the chief alchemist can have a day off, he’s going to use your illness as an excuse to stay home as long as he can. Not that he’ll admit that. Instead, he’ll him and rest his hand on your face ‘Mm… still signs of a fever. Perhaps we rest one more day just to be sure’ ‘Bedo, it’s been four days I wanna go back to work’

Thoma is the supreme worry wart. He’s bound to make himself sick too with how much he’s fretting about- making food, doing extra laundry, asking a billion questions, all of which is for your comfort of course. He can’t help it, he just hate hate hates seeing you so weak and tired. You even find yourself comforting him on occasion. “Thoma, I told you I’m fine. You don’t have to go through the trouble of-“ Your boyfriend is having none of that, he simply interrupts you to assure you that: “It isn’t any trouble at all! I don’t mind!” One way to get him to stop pacing around is sighing… sighing again… groaning in discomfort… He’s on you in an instant, asking if there’s anything he can get you, anything at all he can do! “You can come warm me up. I’m awfully cold :( I could use a big, strong, pyro wielder right about now” That’s really all it takes for his resolve to crumble. He’ll gladly slip into bed beside you, snagging his vision off of his belt to press between your chilly hands, his own hands on top of yours. Maybe you could even coax him into a nap too in order to sleep off this nervous energy…

Dear Female Reader Insert Writers...

I am so tired of seeing fic labeled as "Reader x ______", expecting it to be gender neutral, when there is a blatant reference to the reader being female. Please start labeling them properly. "Fem!Reader x _______". I would very much appreciate that. Or maybe I should stop labeling my male reader and gender neutral fics correctly? Make them general. Because I would like to know what I'm getting into, and not every person in the fandom you're writing for is female. Please stop assuming they are. Those of us who are Male, Gender Neutral, and/or Non-Binary may not want to read female reader stories. And it really sucks when you click on one, hoping that it's gender neutral or even male, and find out that it's female.

Also, please stop tagging your female reader works in the male reader tag. We already don't have a lot of fics, and you're taking our space away from us. You're giving us false hope to something that we have so little of. If you're not going to write for us, then you could at least have the courtesy to not take our spaces.

Thank you,

X-reader-theatre

HOLY SHIT GOD FOUND ME

diluc is my whore.

genshin nsfw hcs pt 2

read part 1!!

warnings: nsfw, MINORS DNI, drugging, bdsm, perv albedo, stalking ment, light talk on blood kink, cum play, exhibitionism, wax play, degrading, breeding kink, hair pulling

notes: i kept thinking of that fred song “my babysitters a vampire” while writing this and im sorry this is so late i meant to post this like 2 days ago

albedo

i just wanted to touch more on pervy albedo

can u imagine it.

albedo probably takes pictures of you and says their “for the memories” or “something to remind me of you when you leave mondstadt”

but he really only has them to jerk off to them cmon now

this is gonna sound stalker-ish but albedo probably watches u change through ur window

UVE PROBABLY CAUGHT HIM ONCE TOO

it’s such a funny thought to me omg

you see him outside ur window with his dick in his hand and he’s a stuttering mess LMFAO

you’ve probably caught him staring at ur ass a couple times too

if you ever go to the beach with him.. i’m praying for ur safety..

i feel like albedo would be a little bit of a family guy too

imagine babysitting klee with him and he’s just watching like “yeah.. i’m gonna have a family with u..”

breeding kink imo

arataki itto

sex.

i love him.

if you look closely on him you can see he has a spiked collar

pull it i DARE YOU

again,

MONSTER DICK

slaps his whole abdomen

probably big enough to kill a dragon

OK LET ME GET SERIOUS

he probably has a blood kink

just a lil one

like he’ll scratch up your thighs or bite you till you bleed bc he knows the mark will last

loves when you ride him

all of it can barely fit so he has to help you out

when he sees his dick imprint on ur stomach he’s going wild

he WILL go many rounds too

rip you and your holes bc he will fill ALL OF THEM

cums a lot

an unrealistic amount because i said so

if you don’t like cum play or any mess, he’ll TRY to stay clean

try

he fails in the end but he gets A for effort

diluc

yes.

my boy toy.

idk if i covered this already or not but enjoys wax play

he’ll light a candle and hold it over u and just watch it melt onto u

probably likes it on himself too

(if ur ever fucking him and he’s comfortable with it do it he’ll love you forever)

PULL!! HIS!! HAIR!!

whether you’re top or not, give it a nice lil tug

he may or may not moan

i forget whatever i said about him in the first hcs but this man is my whore idc

yes, he’s fucked you in the tavern

he’s fucked you while on the job too

he’ll take you to the back and give you that dickmeister9000

don’t play with him!!

doggy style, his favorite.

i feel like while diluc would fuck you in the tavern, he’s shy so he likes to keep you in the winery

the maids have definitely walked in on it more than once

it was just awkward staring before the poor maid just left

at this point adelinde is used to it though

so while it’s happening she just acts like normal and leaves

it’s scary as fuck

diluc probably got a few tips from albedo and may or may not have added a little extra sumthin sumthin to a new wine he wanted you to try

he’s experimental let him live

scaramouche

if this mf don’t get some damn official art

anyway

an absolute menace.

LIKE

HE WILL RUIN YOU

and he’s so mean too

he will degrade you to all hell

and he’s rough omg..

deadass i think his dick is like 7 inches

idk them short people be packing sometimes

hate sex is like normal with him

WAIT IMAGINE UR BOTH ENEMIES AND UR BOTH TIRED OF THE SEXUAL TENSION SO U SKIP RIGHT TO THE SEX

i’m a genius

probably into bdsm too

will tie you up

WILL PROBABLY SHOCK U WITH ELECTRO TOO

SPOILERS FOR INAZUMA STORY QUEST!!!

so u know how he kinda drugged mc in that place when we meet him again

what if he does that to u…

WITH CONSENT OF COURSE

spoilers over

i feel like scaramouche would actually be really big on consent

safe words with him are a must

he wants u to feel safe and comfortable

he’ll fuck you into oblivion yea

but only if ur okay with that

venti

whew

y’all.

it’s long.

like you would never imagine it

but it’s long

he’s very. very. fast.

like

lighting mcqueen don’t got shit on him

kachow

cums a moderate amount

probably has a thing for exhibitionism

he will dead ass fuck you in windrise

like just out in the open like that

will probably grope you at angels share

he’s very touchy me thinks

ooo pull his braids

PULL THEM HARD

he will love it.

fucked him so good he wrote a song abt it

diluc is my whore.

GUYS

I GOT THEMM IM SO HAPPY

yes i did rush to immediately max itto before even trying him out at all

do i do a part 2 idk i had fun doing this

genshin men nsfw hcs

warnings: nsfw, MINORS DNI, rough sex,temperature play, edging, bdsm, somnophilia, dacryfilia, heat, breeding kink, yandere ment, drug use, blood & knife ment, spit kink, body worship, praise kink, pregnancy ment, all in all a ride

note: i have gross thoughts so here are all of them

Keep reading

new layout so thoma can bring his ass home..

THIIIISSSS I LOVE THIS ZHONGLI SO BAD

Just saw your horney zhongli thoughts and imma need the young menace zhongli version 👀 plz👉👈

Anon friend... You have NO idea.. What you'd just unleashed...

HORNY THOUGHTS: Morax

Tw: Dubcon (touches and young Li not bothering to respect privacy or limits)

(Also not a trigger but I used crude lady part names, so if you didn't want that, I'm sorry-)

SO, if we're talking about post (maybe somewhere in the) archon war Rex Lapis, hardened and probably slightly desensitized to the world around him, God HELP the poor human he happens to get attached to.

I would say he wouldn't care about your comfort, but that isn't necessarily true.

If he had an attachment to you, he loved you to some degree, no doubt. He just "knows" that since he loved you so much, he's... almost entitled to your sex. (What.. Uhm... An honor...?)

This means, that regardless of how many times you tell him not to bend you over the nearest surface so close to Liyue Harbor, or that he's too big and needs to slow down, or that you can't take any more, he'll just force your mouth shut and continue to pound into your abused cunt anyways.

You have been graced in the presence of a God. Liyue's protector and savior has so kindly blessed you with his love, and you're not pleased? How ungrateful.

But he'll brush it off for his darling.

And in the aspect of comfort, if he realizes he actually had hurt you and you weren't being dramatic, he'd spend his time tending to whatever pain he may have caused, and visisting often to make sure you recover well.

(He would only come to the realization he had hurt you after he was done fucking you silly. He won't care in the moment.)

In this period of time, you won't have sex. Regardless of whether your injury is small or not. He wants his human perfectly healthy. Not because he feels guilty,

But because no one wants to play with a broken toy.

Degradation degradation, regardless of how much you resist him. He will force you to your knees and call you a "pathetic cock-hungry mortal" before he will EVER call you "my love".

And it's not like you'd get anyone's attention if you told them morax broke into your house in the middle of the day and pinned you to your tea table by the back of your neck, wedging your mouth open by ruthelessly fucking your poor, deliciously tight, and convulsing throat. (The only thing it can do at the moment, trying to stretch to accommodate for the girth of his cock.)

Can you imagine how many late nights were spent trying to desperately claw your way off of the bed to avoid yet another mind shattering orgasm as Morax, unfazed, made it his nightly mission to stuff you as much as humanly possible?

Almost no aftercare. Yeah. I said it.

How vividly could you picture his golden fingers running through your hair as he sits atop of you, delicately pecking your neck, and making sure his cock is jammed as far inside you as he can manage so you won't waste a drop of his cum?

And the little trinkets, treasures, and tons of mora that end up on your desk the next morning? :>

Cause that's the closest thing to aftercare you'll get.

Yes, he loves you. It almost hurts when he has to be a way from you for so long. However it's not the same love as present day Zhongli would have, I'd say feels some sort of possession over you.

You're less than human to him because he views you as his; somewhat an object, a pet he can give all of his love to. That's all the more reason to spoil you.

So why'd you lock your windows tonight? You know it takes more than that to stop a god, right?