Charles: Max! Come here, quick!
Max: *sighs* What now? Did you lose your phone again?
Charles: No! Just come-it’s important!
*Max walks in, clearly already over it.*
Charles: Hold Donut up next to your face. I need to check something.
Max: *confused* …What?
Charles: Just do it!
*Max holds Donut up. Both he and the cat stare at Charles with identical deadpan expressions.*
Charles: *gasps* Oh my god. You did give birth to him. The resemblance is uncanny!
Max: Fantastic. I’ve given birth to a judgmental furball. My legacy lives on.
Donut: meows like he’s about to file an HR complaint
Charles: Honestly? It’s like watching two clones judge me. Terrifying
sometimes i wish i could tell other women that you can just stop removing your body hair and in many cases the consequences will be way less severe than u expect. you can go to the beach with all your leg hair intact and nobody will stop you or say a thing. you can stop waxing your upper lip and people won’t stare at it the way u might be bracing yourself for. you can quit plucking your brows and eventually they will grow back into themselves and no one will even notice. like for sure women are punished for not participating in beauty rituals but i also feel like so much of it is like The Panopticon sometimes where you just convince yourself that if u stop that kind of gendered upkeep everyone will be mad and stop talking to u forever when in reality you just keep existing and nothing remarkable happens. it’s not always easy but you can kind of just stop for real
petplay but i'm a cat so i completely refuse to cooperate with whatever scene you're trying to do
Haiii I am new to tumblr!! :3
Decided to post my silly lil art here because why not
oh wow didnt know Charles had become Dutch in law by marrying Max before adopting Oscar!
Love that he said Charles en not leclerc 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
I love this so much because
He said Charles, that is his husband
Charles may be his husband but he will still try and make the stewards pull him in to change his wing
Kisses are for at home, it's all competition on track 😂
max and his fur family: jimmy, sassy, donut and nino
my fav bit of the interaction 😭
adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting