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Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 107

Max: May I sit here?

Charles: That's my lap

Max: That doesn't answer my question

"we should hang up now"

Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not “fake trans” for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.

Ted Lasso 2.08 “Man City”

bonus:

eleanor shellstrop one of the protagonists of all time honestly. woman who sucks so much who gets put in a situation specifically made to make her worse and instead she gets better. filled with love for other people but replaced it with malice for as long as she could because love got her nothing. went from being selfish for survival to selfless for survival and in the end she lands on being selfless for selflessness's sake. she even has mommy issues. she's even bisexual.

I have been waiting all year to post this.

Max pulls his shirt off, eyes trained on Charles. He does not want to miss the moment Charles spots it. The shirt is stuck in front of his eyes for a second before it's gone.

Charles' jaw is on the floor, his eyes fixed at skin below his left pec. CL16 embellished in black.

"Max, what is this?" Steve is frowning at him, the camera now trained to the ground.

Max feels a bit ashamed now, he thought it'd be funny, he forgot people other than Charles will see it. Or that it'd be an problem while shooting. Oops.

"We need you to visit makeup again, Max. You canno-"

"I lost a challenge." His eyes snap to Charles, he seems to have regained some semblance of coherence, "And we have to allow him to shoot like this."

"Charles, with all due respect, I am not sure that'd be good for the brand."

Charles' hand pats Steve's shoulder, eyes not leaving Max, "You know how it is Steve, a challenge with the boys, we have to be honourable."

Max suppresses a giggle at that. Challenge with the boys.

"In fact!" Charles' eyes finally meet his, "I'll join Max. We can place me in front of his boo- tattoo and hide it." He snaps a smile at Steve.

Max can feel the colour drain from his face. He cannot survive Charles near him, cannot survive a shirtless Charles.

Steve purses his lips, fiddling with his camera as he ponders.

Say no, say no, say no.

"Fine. But no more surprises."

Charles tears his eyes from Max for a second and shoots an assuring smile before stripping off right there!

Max's eyes snap towards him and Charles grins predatory.

A hand comes up, resting under his ribs, a thumb caressing over the tattoo, shooting a shudder through him.

He suppresses a moan as Charles leans closer at Steve's instruction, his lips next to Max's ear.

"Two can play this game, Maxie."

You remember the Anom with the idea of girlmax with the boobs tattoo? Why we didn‘t talk about our max with the boob tattoo for Charles ?

Maybe they have a bet who will win this year championship as to : Charles openly only wear Red Bull merch and Max - well max maybe has to model for Charles new swimsuit line.

And maybe Max lost and now he has to do the most annoying thing ever modeln. So he came up with the idea to get a real tattoo of Charles number as a small joke ( it’s fake)

On the day the picture gets public Charles has a heart attack and all day hard on. Nothings looks better on Max as Charles number AND THEN ALSO UNDER HIS MAN BOOBS HELLLO?

You are right anon, it could 100% work with boy Max! ... plus I adore the idea of Max modelling for Charles' swimsuit line!! I've seen the pics of Max on the beach and he looks so good in swimwear!

Oh god, Max thinking it will be a hilarious joke to get the number 16 tattooed on him but then Charles almost dying as soon as he sees it and not being able to function properly. Plus it is drawing his attention to Max's boobs (as if his attention wasn't going to be drawn there anywhere) and he can not look away.

Bonus if Charles is also modelling the swimwear alongside Max so the fact he is hard is super difficult to hide!

Jujutsu Kaisen, Chapter one, page 25.

He is so dramatic LMAO