sex is cool and all but what if you memorized every intimate detail of my psyche and corrupted it for your every selfish desire
You say you're reluctant to embrace being a hucow? I wonder if you'd still be as reluctant if you showed off your cow udders while mooing for us. Might help you embrace what you are. Give me a moo you adorable hucow
Mmmmooooooooo
gross!