saw this on bluesky
our sunny is getting too small y'all
His face is so relatable because you can be a very intelligent person all you want, HOW can you predict your ennemis made it a priority to build a perfectly functional tunnel all the way to your ass ??
They fought Stanley because they wanted to keep a plane ??? They were under the pressure of "i can come back and kill any of you any second" and their reaction was "well, gotta make sure i can use my plane on my boat" like ????
They saw the most obvious spy ever, let her come in, and found a way to make her change teams (they were trained personally by Gen).
They saw their ennemis were the very elite of the american army, and thought "yeah we gonna fight against them in a plane duel, and use our spears against their AK47" and it kinda worked (Stanley being undefeated is another story).
They dug a TUNNEL all the way under the castle to kidnap Xeno. HOW can you even think it's something that could happen. Xeno didn't loose (not really a loss, but not a win either) because the others are smarter, he lost because the others are batshit crazy and chaotic 24h/24. He literally can't predict their next move, no matter how smart his 4d chess plan is.
America lost the moment they let Gen walk freely in the castle anyway.
I’ve been thinking about this a lot the past few days cause there are so many cute Strawhat moments in Wano
• Luffy is the communal boyfriend. If he asks you to be a member of his crew he is actually asking to be your boyfriend
• The monster trio are boyfriends but not for eachother as a trio, yet separately at the same time. So Sanji x Zoro is a yes. Zoro x Luffy is a yes. Sanji x Luffy is a yes. But if it’s Sanji x Luffy x Zoro, Luffy just has two boyfriends who hate eachother
• Nami tells Sanji she’s a full lesbian and in a relationship with Robin, which she fully is, but she will turn around and make out with Usopp in the same breath and Sanji just has to live with that.
• Frankie, Robin, and Jinbe are all together. They have book club dates once a month.
• Frankie and Usopp are boyfriends but only sometimes cause they break up dramatically if they have a disagreement over Sunny. They make up within the hour
• Jinbe was not at all aware of the arrangement of the ship until after he joined and everyone thinks it was funny to let him figure it out instead of explaining it to him.
• It’s only Robin x Nami x Sanji if they can’t agree on who will Dom that night cause Sanji is the communal Sub
• Brook and Jinbe are the married couple who talk like they have been together since the beginning of time but have only been together for like 5 months. They’re gross
• I’m so sorry but Chopper is too baby to ship
• Robin will just full on dirty talk in Zoro’s ear during inappropriate times just because she likes the color of his blush
• Zoro is the only person Sanji lets “close” with him. He’s gotten too used to the routine and no one else does it quiet right
• Bonus: Luffy thinks Law knows they are boyfriends. Law is completely unaware and thinks Luffy is just really affectionate to everyone he likes
AU where Azula finds a sky bison and adopts it and has to learn how to raise it (with a lot of help from Ty Lee who is much better with animals and adores it)
one piece saved my life man
WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
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