Stinky Child (is Not Who You Expect)/

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

MY SHAYLALAAAAASS

happy frobin friday! (+ virgin muppet idiot)

I had thought about if Luffy had recruited the Strawhats in a different order and they got to see different crewmates origins/events leading up to becoming pirates, and well-

Zoro's whole first-meeting ordeal might have left a different first-impression with Sanji

my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww

"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

"but it refused"

No this is me, but I'm only one, I just think I can do anything and is that bad? Mayyyybbeee, but I've succeeded so far!

Switching between these every day

Should I write this? Genuinelly sounds fantastalistic

Dragodile but it’s with the prompt (boyfriend who lives in Canada)

So it’s becomes crocodiles husband who live in the east blue

It is obvious to anyone with a functioning brain that croc simply lies about a fictional husband.

I mean, a guy who can go toe to toe with Garp the fist? Who is an excellent cook and is a monster in the bedroom??

Ok crocodile whatever you need to tell yourself..

(Should this be a fic?)

(*eyes emoji* This would be fantastic as a fic~)

I am amused by the thought that Crocodile would just want to talk / brag about his husband. Is he just trying to get people off his case when they're making advances or is he not worried at all about it being known that he's married considering that Dragon is not in any danger of someone trying to get to Crocodile by capturing his husband. X'D

And since nobody believes him anyway, it's probably not like people are trying to figure out who Crocodile's mysterious East Blue husband is. (Though the gossip would be funny.)