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3 years ago

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3 years ago

YO WAIT

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!

I'M GETTING THE SAME VIBES!

Someone tell me why I’m getting similar vibes from ‘Cell Block Tango’ (Chicago) and ‘Ex-Wives’ (SIX)?


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4 years ago

Coffee and Alcohol

Coffee And Alcohol

Coffee and Alcohol

I watch silently as Jessa makes us drinks. “Jessa...Sweetheart...what are you putting in my coffee?” Jessa looks up, holding an unlabelled bottle. “Two shots of Vodka?” My eyes widen, “Sweetheart...Alcohol in coffee...it’s...it’s unhealthy.” I hear the familiar yawn of Cece as she walks out in a black sports bra and Jessa’s white sweatpants. Jessa lets out a low whistle. "Good morning, beautiful." Cece's face flushes bright red. "Morning, starlight." Jessa's face turns slightly magenta. I lift an eyebrow, "Good morning beautiful." I say, looking at Cece. "Hey, good morning." She says with a smile, sitting beside me.

She kisses my cheek, causing me to smile. "Jessa, I want kisses!" She says, leaning over the counter. "Hey, don't flip yourself over the counter sweet thing." She says, kissing Cece softly. "How was your sleep?" I say, glancing at Cece. "It was good...I was cold waking up though." She glared at both Jessa and I, causing her to laugh. "I'm sorry! Just that Lore and I were discussing surprising you with breakfast. Then decided to just chat over coffee." Jessa said, before looking at Cece. "How many shots of vodka in your tea?" My eyes widen, "Jessa. No. Bad."

Jessa laughs, "Gorgeous, come on! You can't tell me you haven't put alcohol in your coffee before." Cece speaks up, "She has. I can confirm." Jessa lifts an eyebrow. A wicked smirk takes over her face. "I...was having a bad day...Also...Jessa, that is way more than two shots of vodka. You're trying to get me drunk." I say, inching my head towards the half empty bottle of vodka. "Maybe I am. Maybe I want you to stay home with us." I sigh, "I can't!" Jessa groans, walking around the counter to hug me from the back.

"But I want to cuddle on the couch with you and Cece and watch scary movies." Jessa says, kissing the back of my neck, making me groan softly. "Jessa, it's a sunday." Cece takes my cup from my fingers, before sliding onto the counter and laying horizontally, looking up at me. "Yeah, more time with us. There isn't a syndicate meeting today." I smile softly, setting a gentle kiss to Cece's lips. "Fine." Jessa smiles, "Woo! Thank you, Goregous!" She kisses up my neck to my cheek, making me blush brighter than the sun. "That's gay."

I look to Cece, walking to the couch. "No shit," Jessa said, laughing. "Take off your shirt and change your pants." She says, looking at me. "What?" Jessa arches an eyebrow. "You gotta match us." I then realize, Jessa too is wearing a bra and baggy sweatpants. Her bra dark blue and her pants, "...Jessa...are those my sweats?" Jessa smiles, "Yes, these are you light grey sweats." I sigh, getting up. "You didn't ask." Jessa smiles innocently. "Can I wear your sweats?" I nod before, kissing Cece's forehead. "I'm going to go change. Can you turn on Camilla?"

“Lesbian vampire thing?” I nod, “Yes. The lesbian vampire thing.” She smiles, going to our combined youtube playlist. I walk to our room, taking off my shirt and grabbing my baggy sweats to put on. I walk out to see Jessa and Cece cuddling on the couch with a cup of tea between them. “Did you...hold on...how…” Jessa looked up, “Yes?” I sit on the other side of the couch. “Did you boil the vodka, put the tea bag in it?” Jessa smiles, “Yes!” I sigh, reaching for the cup, “I need to know what this tastes like.” I mutter, taking a sip. “Nope, take it back.” I give it to Cece who lifts an eyebrow, “Why?” I look at the T.V. “Because I hate that I like it.” Jessa smirks, “Then come over here and take another sip, gorgeous.” I shake my head no, focusing on the television. “No.” Before I know it, Jessa is doing the sexy crawl towards me. She straddles my hips and makes me look at her. “Why not, gorgeous?” I look away from her, focusing my attention on the main character’s hair colour. “Hey! Look at me!” I glance at her. “Yes starlight?” She puts my face in her hands. “Why?” I sigh, “You’re trying to get me drunk.” Jessa kisses me softly. “No, I’m not! I want you to wind down with us.” She removes herself from my waist and pulls Cece onto her waist. “I- Jessa!” Jessa smiles, “Ah, yes. Hi.” She softly kisses Cece before looking back at me. “You can be very tense and standoffish sometimes.” I nod, “I know.” Cece looks at me, “You don’t have to be that way with us.” I tilt my head, “I’m not that way around you two.”

Cece and Jessa share a look. “Ya know...just a bit...Small bit but just a bit.” Cece says, indicating with her fingers. “Oh...I’m sorry…” Jessa smiles, “No, no it’s fine gorgeous you’re just starting to open up.” She tilts her head before pausing the T.V. “You let me call you gorgeous AND you let me touch you.” I pause, “You have a good point.” Cece smiles, chiming in. “And, you let us kiss you.” A gentle blush rises to my face. “She isn’t wrong~ But We know you need a little time to get used to us. We aren’t rushing you.”

I nod, “Okay.” I silently look away. “Can I have cuddles please?” Jessa’s eyes widen, “What?” I glance at her. “I’m not repeating it, just come here.” I open my arms and Cece comes bounding into them as well as Jessa. “I heard you the first time I just needed to confirm.” I roll my eyes, kissing both of their foreheads. Even though I act like I don’t, I love these girls so much. I’m glad they’re choosing to take their time with me. I’m still not drinking the rest of that tea though. I’m not in the mood for a possible headache tomorrow.

-Lorelei


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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.15

The Ultimate After Workout Locker Room Talk

Amara walks into the locker rooms first in a bra and white short with after an amazing gym session. Her face is slightly pink and her skin is dripping with sweat.

Amara: That was a good session everyone

Aurora and Ranza walk in side beside in white bra's and red shorts, matching. While Ranza's hair is up in a ponytail, towel around her shoulders, Rory's hair is down and her towel it slung over her shoulder. Both of them have bandages around their hands.

Aurora: I need a cold shower- The fuck-

Ranza: I agree with both Amara and Aurora.

Helena's hair is in a high bun and her bandages are still tied around her hands. She is just as sweaty. Instead of shorts like the rest of them, she's wearing light grey sweatpants.

Helena: I have to agree it was a satisfying session.

Nora groaned walking in, holding the towel around her neck. Her hair was messy and she was POURING sweat from training with Helena. The bandage still on her hands. She sits against her locker, pouring water down her body as she talked...Almost everyone staring at her.

Nora: You say that because you won every time!

Helena: I'm skilled at what I do. But you'll get there.

Jessa bumped Lorelei's shoulder, smiling. They're almost matching. Jessa's wearing Lorelei's baggy sweatpants and a dark blue bra. Lorelei is just wearing white bra and brown shorts. Both of them are raining sweat, Lorelei's hair's a mess but Jessa still wants another round.

Jessa: I need a redo!

Lorelei: Starlight...you lost five times...

Jessa: So?! Gorgeous, I deserve to win a round.

Mackenzie and Revi are the next couple to enter the locker room. Mac is sweating a river while Revi is as energetic as always. Mac is wearing a white bra and green shorts.

Mac: I'll let you run with me under the full moon tonight...I promise it's amazing.

Revi: I bet it is.

Mac: But a cold shower does sound good right about now.

Revi: Agreed.

After losing to Nova repeatedly Madison's skin is sleek with sweat. Nova is sweating as well, but not as hard as Madison. Nova wears her regular black bra and shorts and Madison is wearing a dark magenta bra and black tight sweatpants.

Nova: You did good today.

Madison: You did even better. Taking me down time after time.

Nova: It's nothing compared to how you lasted longer than anyone else I've dueled.

Madison: I'm free after a meeting...Want to get some extra training in?

Nova: Of course ^^

Ruelle and Vinca walk in, side by side. Ruelle yawns and scratches her bare stomach. Vinca rolls her eyes.

Vinca: You cheated.

Ruelle: Not cheating if I'm using my resources.

Vinca: Who told you that.

Ruelle: Mistress Xenia.

Vinca: She...surprisingly isn't wrong.

Zhora walks in last and heads straight to the showers. Her skin extremely damp and her hair uncomfortably messed up.


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3 years ago

Writing Commissions!

Finally, I am starting commissions. I’ve been wanting to do this for a while but now since I’ve finally gotten the confidence I am going to finally start commissions.

Here is my Ko-Fi in case you do in fact want buy a commission from me or just want to help with my current goal. Now to the important stuff…the commissions.

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OCs based on music

You are to send me a song and I make an OC out of it. I usually do not design the character’s looks but if that is requested of me, I will.

Example

$25

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Scripts

This is where I make scripts! Whether it be a monologue for your theatre class or a dialogue between two or more characters. Even a script for your ASMR channel. This is what you’re looking for! Every script starts at one page. If you want more than a page it will go up by 10 dollars.

Example

Starts at $10

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Short Stories

Self-explanatory. Regular short stories are a little over 2000. Describe what you want and I will do my best to write with what you gave me.

Example

$10

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Smut

If you know, you know. If you are looking for a bit of spice for your reading enjoyment you want some smut. Now here’s the vibe. Minors, as in people under the age of 18 can not buy these. That means ID verification. You will send me a picture of you holding your ID with a piece of paper. The paper will have to say “A.I Commissions” with the current date when you message me. You can cover up your address, name, and other personal info. All I need to see is your DoB and Photo on your ID. If this doesn’t happen, I will forbid you from ever getting a commission again. 

I will send the example personally

$30

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Poems

Couldn’t forget the poems! All I need for a poem is a prompt. If not a prompt, I’ll surprise you! If you want to convey a certain emotion then tell me what emotion you want to convey and I will portray it the best way I can.

Example

$10

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Incorrect Quotes

All you need is the example

Example

$5

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Extra Notes: I can do fanfic type of things. The fandoms I can do…

MHA

Steven Universe

The Arcana

Lovestruck

Helluva Boss

Hazbin Hotel

Resident Evil: Village

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I have a total of 10 slots open! Claim your spots! [Slot 1]

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Comment and I will message you as soon as I possibly can.

3 years ago

The L Words...specifically...

The L Words...specifically...

Marina Ferrer...It was always the goddamn french girls...

So mods when was your gay awakening? Mine was during 2002 when I watched Blue Crush and saw Michelle Rodriguez for the first time. Instantly smitten 😍😂

So Mods When Was Your Gay Awakening? Mine Was During 2002 When I Watched Blue Crush And Saw Michelle

Er.. this movie certainly had a lot to do with it 😅 ahem 😳 - Mod Runa


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3 years ago

I'm going to cry

I'm Going To Cry

This is my daughter.

I claim her as my daughter.

I will fight you if you ever disrespect my daughter and her gender.

Now onto why I'm going to cry.

Season 5 Episode 5 of AHS.

Liz was talking about how she came to be. And it got to the part when her and Elizabeth were talking that is going to probably make me cry.

Okay so when Liz was in full femme. Dress, Furs, Heels, Elizabeth appeared like the vampire she is and said "I've been watching you." before saying some other things.

Then she said

"You look like a man, you walk like a man but you smell like a woman..."

AND KNOWING HOW ELIZABETH IS. I THINK SHE COULD TELL. It's like she could smell her soul. Like her aura. (I know she said blood)

*continues to watch the episode* *now is in tears*

"Why do you cry love?" "No, you don't lack beauty. You lack commitment." "Let me help you to become who you were born to be." "A goddess."

EXCUSE ME WHILE I SOB IN MY FOLDED CLOTHES PILE

I always wanted this. I always wanted someone to say this to me. Never happened but I'm still waiting. My mother? My father maybe? Someone? Please goddesses bring me someone like this. I don't even need them to be a s/o they just need to be a friend.


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3 years ago

Introduction to ABΩ

MacKenzie: Here at Alpha Beta Omega we encourage you to be open with who you are and what you believe in. Vivienne: What Mac TRYING to say was if you’re lesbian or can be turned, this is the place to be. MacKenzie: That was not what I was trying to say. Vivienne: Name one person here at Alpha who’s straight. Please. MacKenzie: … Vivienne: Exactly.


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4 years ago

Kiss Kiss, No

Kiss Kiss, No

Kiss Kiss, No

“I don’t see why you take your coffee like that,” Helena says, glancing at me over the rim of her cup. “I don’t see why you drink tea,” I reply, rolling my eyes. “You and rolling your eyes, love. I’m surprised they haven’t rolled out of your head.” I roll my eyes again, taking a sip of my coffee. “Whatever.” I hiss, “Why is it so strong-” Helena shrugs, looking off. “I don’t know. It may be because you ordered a triple shot with no creamer and one sugar.” I sigh, crossing my legs, making a face.

“Do you need a cup of water? You have a rather sour look on your face.” I roll my eyes, “I would appreciate that thanks,” Helena rises from her seat, walking over to me. “Can I...” I roll my eyes, “Yes, you can. Thank you for asking.” Helena softly smiles, hooking a finger under my chin to bring me into a soft kiss. Gentle and sweet, I can taste the warmth of the tea on her lips. Before she walks away, I grab her hand. “No, do that again.” Helena chuckles quietly. “Don’t laugh at me.”

 She rolls her eyes before gently giving me another kiss. “Satisfied?” I cross my arms, nodding. She hums before booping me on the nose. “Hey, I didn’t say you could do that.” Helena pays no attention to what I say, walking up to the counter. “Did you order another tea?” I mutter when she came back. “No...I ordered a white flat coffee, with our names in it…for Joan” I facepalm, “Snowflake...it’s going to mess up no matter how hard you try.” She sighs, getting up. “I’ll change the design…” She sighs, walking back to the counter.

She comes back and sits at the table, slightly deflated. “Awww, snowflake...why the long face?~” I tease, smirking at Helena. “Nothing.” I sigh, “Liar. But, it’s whatever. I know what you’re upset about.” Helena glares at me, “Stay out of my mind.” I laugh, running a hand through my hair, “Can’t seem to do that snowflake. Seems it’s the same for you because I’m currently on your mind.” I lift an eyebrow, sifting through her thoughts. “So, you like kissing me?” She pauses. “What did I say about my mind?” I laugh, uncrossing my legs.

“Since you like kisses so much, kiss the next person who walks through that door.” Her eyes widen. “No.” I smile, “Come on~ I promise, I won’t get jealous, that’s not who I am.” She rolls her eyes, “I can tell that’s a lie..” I laugh louder, “Alright, your loss.” She glances at me, “Boundaries, Vinca.” I smile and roll my eyes, “Alright, snowflake.” Another half-hour of teasing goes by and Helena finally says what’s on her mind...even though I already know. “Did Joan stand us up?” I roll my eyes, crossing my legs.

“No...She said she had something to do and that she would be coming in late. Pay attention to the group chat more.” Helena sighs, “I don’t pay attention to my phone as much as you do, love.” I roll my eyes, “Oh, no shit.” I scoff, “Look, I’m going to go ahead and call her.” I pick up my phone searching for the contact labelled Brat. I call and Joan picks up on the third ring. “Hey! Hi Kitten.” Joan answers in hurried words. “You and that pet name, Jesus Christ.” I sigh, “Where are you?” I hear an engine rev up.

 “Sweetheart, are you just now coming?” I look at Helena who gives me a questioning glance. I mouth, she’s just pulling out and Helena sighs, drinking her tea silently. “What?...Yes...Yes, I am. I’m sorry.” I roll my eyes, sitting down. “It’s whatever. Just...hurry up before your coffee gets cold.” I mutter. “Okay, I promise. Love you, kitten.” I cross my arms, “I love you too.” In a slightly louder tone, she speaks again, “Love you, Helena.” Helena laughs softly. “Love you too.” With that, we hang up and wait. “Truth or dare?” “Vinca...where did that come from.” I groan, throwing my head back, “I’m boredddddd...Please pick dare.” Helena sighs, gazing at me, maintaining eye contact. “Dare...Only because I love you.” I teasingly talk back, “Awww, I love you too, snowflake!” She rolls her eyes mockingly. “I dare you to kiss the next person who comes through that door.” Helena physically delays. All of her movements stop. “Pardon my hearing...what?” I laugh, “You heard me, snowflake.” A hard look takes over her face. “No.” I sigh, “Then you have to drink the rest of my coffee. Without adding anything to it.”

“I rather drink the coffee-” We’re interrupted by the jingle of the bell above the door. I lift an eyebrow before my eyes enlarge. “I’m going to do my dare, sit tight,” Helena says, getting up and running her hands down the fabric of her skirt. “You got lucky,” I answer, rolling my eyes and crossing my arms. Joan smiles as Helena walks up to her. She’s not even the chance to talk before Helena pulled her in a passionate kiss. I could see the shock in Joan’s eyes. I scoff to cover a laugh and wait for them to finish making out.

I sit back in my seat. I scroll through my phone before it is plucked from between my fingers. “What the fu-” Warm lips find mine, a familiar taste. I tilt my head, “You invaded my personal space, but yes sweetheart?” I lick my lips, looking at her. “I’m here. Sorry for sleeping in.” I murmur, “You had a long night.” She smiles, “Also, you look amazing.” I laugh, “I know.” Helena laughs. The rest of the day is chill, with more teasing and a bit of truth or dare. Helena still won’t do that dare again, I respect that, I wouldn’t want to kiss someone who isn’t my lover.

-Vinca


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satan-was-a-himbo - The Secret Himbo
The Secret Himbo

My aesthetic says Goth. But how I act is totally different. I look and sound intimidating as fuck but I'm not unless I need to be. 

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