Poison, Standing With Their Back Turned: I’ve Been Expecting You, Juliette.

White Wax

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“This didn’t work out as I had intended.” They hum as they examine the smeared wax seal.  The stark white against the beige envelope. Noir removes the wax seal and flick it elsewhere not wanting to look back on it. When they return their gaze to the envelope, the remnants of the white wax are still visible. They groan as they remove the letter from the envelope and toss it to the side. "This...I will handle later." They look to the other side of the room. "Now to deal with you." Noir mutters, gazing upon the bloodied corpse of their husband.

I love this so much

Better then ration bars! artist @rammeow

Reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons right now❣️🤫

Juliette: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Poison: Puppy...what did you do?

Bela: Would you rather eat Tiger...

Noir: Never.

Bela: Or a matterbaby.

Noir: The...darlin'...What's a "matter baby"

Bela: Nothing kitten, what's wrong with you?

Noir: 😳

What kind of person do u see Mother Miranda as?

I see Mother Miranda as just a tad more different than she is canonly and as everyone else sees her.

Mother Miranda has a last name but prefers for little to no one to know it due to what happened in her past.

Her last name is Sokolov, which means bird of prey. It's also her family name.

Mother Miranda loves her children.

All of them.

Not equally but she loves all of them.

She will stop at nothing to resurrect her daughter.

She dislikes and will kill people she doesn't care for. She will not bat an eyelash.

Mother Miranda is multilingual

She took the time to learn the languages her children know

She does get on Heisenberg for only know English

She will kick the asses of all of the Dimitrescu daughters if they EVER call her Babushka (Daniela has done it before)

Mother Miranda is ruthless in the bedroom

Depending on her relationship with someone and how much she like them determines how she is in the bedroom with them

If she loves you, she'll give you everything you'd ever dream of in the bedroom

And if you get lucky, you may even taste her.

If you're just a one time thing, you're receiving

You will be taking until you can't take anymore and pass out

She won't let you touch her

Grip onto the sheets if you have to but do not touch her

And it is NEVER in her own bedroom

Her bedroom is her sacred space for the people she loves

She doesn't kiss unless she REALLY loves you

Punishments will be given if you attempt to get more than she offers

She DESPISES being called Mommy in the bedroom

She prefers not to be called any titles related to royalty

If you call her goddess and you are just doing it to flirt she'll lift an eyebrow before punishing you for having the nerve to flirt with her

But if you do it and she adores you, it will drive her crazy

Source

That's all I have for now, but I hope that answered your question!

2022 is the year of gay sex

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Pardon?

don’t bite the hand that fingered you or whatev they say

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

Helena: Y/N look.

Helena is holding a small cat between her fingers

Y/N: Babe...we already have five other cats.

Helena: Then let's make it six. :bright smile:

Y/N: Helena...

Helena: This is the last one.

Y/N: You said that AFTER you found Aspen.

Helena: Personally, he begged to stay and I can't say no to a sad cat's face.

Y/N: :sigh: Okay...okay. Last one.

The Next Week

Helena: Okay, you cannot tell me this isn't cute.

A huge dog walks in behind Helena

Y/N: Babe! You said Pyra was the last one!

Helena: She was the last one!

Y/N: Helena! There is a WHOLE Bullmastiff dog behind you!

Helena: His name is Ollie.

Y/N: Jesus Christ...