While On The Plane To Venice After An Incident

I...I...cannot process-

“Liora...” I whisper as we’re getting up in the morning, “How would you feel about playing a game.” I put a plug and a small vibrating dildo on the bed, and a smirk on my lips. “If I can keep these in all day without breaking, I get to do whatever I want to you, but if you can push me over the edge before the end of shift, you can have me any way you want for the week. And you can even put them in this morning.”

She picks up the small vibrator in her hands, twisting it back in forth as her iridescent eyes take you in. Moving slowly across the bed, she leans over and begins kissing the fine lines of your neck and collarbone. She takes your mouth in hers as she slowly places her hand beneath your panty line, gently slipping the vibrator deep inside of you.

"I certainly hope you're prepared for this, darling." She purrs into your ear. "Because I plan on completely breaking you before lunch."

After After Math

Helena: Wife of mine...He breaks into houses

Y/N: No! He slides down the chimney bearing gifts

Helena: That's still breaking and entering!

Y/N: But he doesn't steal anything.

Helena: He still broke in and entered the house.

Helena: And why does he bring gifts? He broke in and the mysterious packages could be dangerous.

Y/N: Helena...

Helena: No! I'm concerned for the world! Why has he not been caught yet?

Helena: And he has slaves!

Y/N trying so hard not to laugh: The elves aren't slaves, babe.

Helena: So he pays them?

Y/N: ...

Helena *taking her swords down from the wall*: I am going to free the slaves.

Y/N: No no no... Oh my God what have I done?

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Everyone’s all like “Be what you want to attract”

I want someone who will worship me like Gomez worships Morticia. What I gotta do?

Me @ my people

Did I miss something?!

Did I- DID I MISS SOMETHING?!

WAS THAT ON ACCIDENT?!

WAS THAT ON PURPOSE?!

THIS BRO. WHY CANT SHE PLAY ALCINA?!!

Juliette: What is your biggest weakness?

Poison: I can be uncooperative.

Juliette: Okay, can you give me an example?

Poison: No.

Juliette: Why?

Poison: NO.

Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you.

Ruelle of the Autumn, 2021

"I wish you knew how much I adored you..."

CW: Death, Angst, Upset and Crying Alcina

“Mother!” Bela cries from alongside you. You had collapsed to the ground. Your heart had stopped for a brief period before starting to beat like a drum, the sisters had heard. "Mother! Y/N collapsed!" Daniela wailed and disintegrated into a swarm of flies. "Mother! Mother!" Cassandra shrieked and vanished among the insects. Bela softly nudged you, and she began to notice a slowing of your heartbeat and the color fading from your eyes.

"Come swiftly, Mother!"

As you lay on the castle floor, you could hear the countess' thunderous footfall. The steps abruptly come to a halt. Why had she frozen? She was never vocal about her feelings for you. She'd never be attracted to a mere mortal. When your eyes finally met hers, your world went black. Her eyes were fluttering with terror.

Daniela's eyes welled up with tears. She made an attempt to cheer everyone up.

"Maybe they were just exhausted!" sniffled Daniela with a soft chuckle. “I just watched Y/N die, Daniela! You can't say they were exhausted!" "I'm trying to lift your spirits, Bela!" "Well, Daniela, you're not lifting it now, are you?"

Cassandra joins in the dispute. It's too much for Alcina. Not right now, especially not right now. “Tăcere!” The three girls fell silent.

“This is not the time, nor the place.” “But mother-” “Ce tocmai am spus?”

The three sisters exchange a look of shame and sorrow. They could tell that this had a larger effect upon their mother than it did on them. Bela vanished amid a swarm of insects, signalling her sisters to follow her. They follow suit, leaving Alcina with you alone.

"I wish you had known how much I adored you..." Alcina sobs as she cradles your frail body. Your heart stopped beating, and you were utterly still.