Locker Room Talk Pt.11

Mac closes her locker, looking at Jessa.

Mac: That's not how she got it, Flexand.

Jessa: Then explain to me...How did Jennifer Walters become She-Hulk? Obviously, it runs in the family!

A low growl sounds at the back of Mac's throat.

Mac: For the last time...IT DOESN'T RUN IN THE FAMILY!

Jessa: Then explain it to me!

Mac: From a freak accident, I don't remember what exactly she got a blood transfusion from who?

Jessa: Go ahead.

Mac: Bruce Banner! Her cousin! Who is what Avenger?

Jessa: ...

Mac: The Hulk!

Jessa: ...You have a point.

Mac: Exactly!

Jessa: *laughing* I love it when you get passionate about this type of stuff, Mac. Show me that you aren't all "I got a stick up my ass."

Mac: I hate you with a passion.

Jessa: Love you too, pup.

Mac: Call me pup one more time.

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Just Romania things

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satan-was-a-himbo

3 years ago

Look at my girl!

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satan-was-a-himbo

3 years ago

I'm watching AHS for the Plot! The Plot:

Bite me, bitch

I mean this in the most respectful way possible. Please bite me.

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satan-was-a-himbo

3 years ago

Cicero 👁👁

OK- FUCK MBTI TYPES-

What Part do you sing while singing “Cell Block Tango”

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satan-was-a-himbo

3 years ago

reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.12

Altea: Can you two quit it with that?

Onyx: But baby girl~ You're so small, shortcake.

Runa: I have to agree, you are short.

Altea: I AM ONE INCH TALLER THAN YOU ONYX!

Onyx: Not from where I'm standing.

Runa: Last time I checked little one, you were the youngest in the sorority.

Altea: Runa, shut up!

Suddenly their teasing gazes turn even more teasing.

Onyx: But who said short girls aren't sexy?

Altea: What?

Runa: She isn't wrong, princess.

Altea: W-what?!

Onyx: You were being bratty just a second ago, Altea...What changed?

Altea: Y-your attitudes changed! You switched from-

Runa smirked softly, taking Altea's chin in her finger.

Runa: I have no idea what you mean...

Altea internal screaming

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satan-was-a-himbo

3 years ago

Consider it written 👀

Should I write more RE8 Stuff?

I hope you liked the piece I made for you ^^ It was hella fun to write.

I did enjoy it!!!^^ it was awesome!!! I do have this idea of Alcina having a firefighter gem s/o that comes home one day with like a broken leg and a few burns on her and just Alcina switching to over protective & let me take care of you, soft Alcina.

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