Locker Room Talk Pt.2

Movie Recommendation

Hello my lovelies I have a movie for my sapphics to watch~

This is now my favourite movie! And I mean favourite.

This movie is called Bound! You want lesbian? We got lesbian! You want mafia? Sure we got it! Murder? Hell yeah! You want cishet white man probably mentally unstable who won’t stop getting on everyone’s nerves? Yep! We got that too! 

I’ll give you a run down! Best way I can!

^ This is Corky Your fix-it dyke. Definitely a powertool lesbian. Sleeps around...Acts a LOT like Shane McCutcheon

^ This is Violet She’s lesbian. That’s all I can really say. She’s probably a Pisces 🤷

^ And this is them trapped in shibari together

SO

Corky finds herself fucking Violet. Who ends up having a boyfriend, as a lesbian. (I believe Violet is lesbian. My gaydar was beeping very fuckin loud.) The boyfriend is the cishet no one likes. Boyfriend has ties with the mafia. Cishet boytoy gets 2 mil. The Lesbians™ make a plan to take that 2 mil and run off with it. It goes without a hitch! Unless...

Alex: Thanks for letting me stay here.

Galen: Of course! As they say in France, ‘mi casa es tu casa’.

Arin: That’s Spanish.

Galen: People speak Spanish in France!

The L Words...specifically...

Marina Ferrer...It was always the goddamn french girls...

So mods when was your gay awakening? Mine was during 2002 when I watched Blue Crush and saw Michelle Rodriguez for the first time. Instantly smitten 😍😂

Er.. this movie certainly had a lot to do with it 😅 ahem 😳 - Mod Runa

Kiss Kiss, No

Kiss Kiss, No

“I don’t see why you take your coffee like that,” Helena says, glancing at me over the rim of her cup. “I don’t see why you drink tea,” I reply, rolling my eyes. “You and rolling your eyes, love. I’m surprised they haven’t rolled out of your head.” I roll my eyes again, taking a sip of my coffee. “Whatever.” I hiss, “Why is it so strong-” Helena shrugs, looking off. “I don’t know. It may be because you ordered a triple shot with no creamer and one sugar.” I sigh, crossing my legs, making a face.

“Do you need a cup of water? You have a rather sour look on your face.” I roll my eyes, “I would appreciate that thanks,” Helena rises from her seat, walking over to me. “Can I...” I roll my eyes, “Yes, you can. Thank you for asking.” Helena softly smiles, hooking a finger under my chin to bring me into a soft kiss. Gentle and sweet, I can taste the warmth of the tea on her lips. Before she walks away, I grab her hand. “No, do that again.” Helena chuckles quietly. “Don’t laugh at me.”

 She rolls her eyes before gently giving me another kiss. “Satisfied?” I cross my arms, nodding. She hums before booping me on the nose. “Hey, I didn’t say you could do that.” Helena pays no attention to what I say, walking up to the counter. “Did you order another tea?” I mutter when she came back. “No...I ordered a white flat coffee, with our names in it…for Joan” I facepalm, “Snowflake...it’s going to mess up no matter how hard you try.” She sighs, getting up. “I’ll change the design…” She sighs, walking back to the counter.

She comes back and sits at the table, slightly deflated. “Awww, snowflake...why the long face?~” I tease, smirking at Helena. “Nothing.” I sigh, “Liar. But, it’s whatever. I know what you’re upset about.” Helena glares at me, “Stay out of my mind.” I laugh, running a hand through my hair, “Can’t seem to do that snowflake. Seems it’s the same for you because I’m currently on your mind.” I lift an eyebrow, sifting through her thoughts. “So, you like kissing me?” She pauses. “What did I say about my mind?” I laugh, uncrossing my legs.

“Since you like kisses so much, kiss the next person who walks through that door.” Her eyes widen. “No.” I smile, “Come on~ I promise, I won’t get jealous, that’s not who I am.” She rolls her eyes, “I can tell that’s a lie..” I laugh louder, “Alright, your loss.” She glances at me, “Boundaries, Vinca.” I smile and roll my eyes, “Alright, snowflake.” Another half-hour of teasing goes by and Helena finally says what’s on her mind...even though I already know. “Did Joan stand us up?” I roll my eyes, crossing my legs.

“No...She said she had something to do and that she would be coming in late. Pay attention to the group chat more.” Helena sighs, “I don’t pay attention to my phone as much as you do, love.” I roll my eyes, “Oh, no shit.” I scoff, “Look, I’m going to go ahead and call her.” I pick up my phone searching for the contact labelled Brat. I call and Joan picks up on the third ring. “Hey! Hi Kitten.” Joan answers in hurried words. “You and that pet name, Jesus Christ.” I sigh, “Where are you?” I hear an engine rev up.

 “Sweetheart, are you just now coming?” I look at Helena who gives me a questioning glance. I mouth, she’s just pulling out and Helena sighs, drinking her tea silently. “What?...Yes...Yes, I am. I’m sorry.” I roll my eyes, sitting down. “It’s whatever. Just...hurry up before your coffee gets cold.” I mutter. “Okay, I promise. Love you, kitten.” I cross my arms, “I love you too.” In a slightly louder tone, she speaks again, “Love you, Helena.” Helena laughs softly. “Love you too.” With that, we hang up and wait. “Truth or dare?” “Vinca...where did that come from.” I groan, throwing my head back, “I’m boredddddd...Please pick dare.” Helena sighs, gazing at me, maintaining eye contact. “Dare...Only because I love you.” I teasingly talk back, “Awww, I love you too, snowflake!” She rolls her eyes mockingly. “I dare you to kiss the next person who comes through that door.” Helena physically delays. All of her movements stop. “Pardon my hearing...what?” I laugh, “You heard me, snowflake.” A hard look takes over her face. “No.” I sigh, “Then you have to drink the rest of my coffee. Without adding anything to it.”

“I rather drink the coffee-” We’re interrupted by the jingle of the bell above the door. I lift an eyebrow before my eyes enlarge. “I’m going to do my dare, sit tight,” Helena says, getting up and running her hands down the fabric of her skirt. “You got lucky,” I answer, rolling my eyes and crossing my arms. Joan smiles as Helena walks up to her. She’s not even the chance to talk before Helena pulled her in a passionate kiss. I could see the shock in Joan’s eyes. I scoff to cover a laugh and wait for them to finish making out.

I sit back in my seat. I scroll through my phone before it is plucked from between my fingers. “What the fu-” Warm lips find mine, a familiar taste. I tilt my head, “You invaded my personal space, but yes sweetheart?” I lick my lips, looking at her. “I’m here. Sorry for sleeping in.” I murmur, “You had a long night.” She smiles, “Also, you look amazing.” I laugh, “I know.” Helena laughs. The rest of the day is chill, with more teasing and a bit of truth or dare. Helena still won’t do that dare again, I respect that, I wouldn’t want to kiss someone who isn’t my lover.

-Vinca

PARTY!

Alerting One! Alerting All!

We are having a party at Alpha Beta Omega! Bring yourselves AND A CUP! BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY!

Why are we having a party?

Friendship of course!

My dormmate is the best bitch in the world! I will throw down with and all of you if you disrespect her or shit talk her in front of me, that is my job! @EnvyMyFashion (Onyx Wren)

Anyways! Hit up Dorm 8 in Alpha Beta Omega! Posting pictures on my socials!

@보라색 고양이 (Andi Kim)

Just out of curiosity, how would you conjure me?

Alright. I have a whole plan.

On a blank wall, put four pictures.

Alcina Smiling Alcina Angry Alcina Neutral Alcina Dragon Form

Doesn't matter what order or how it's formatted.

Light three candles.

One Black, One Red, and One White.

Turn off the lights and say your name but with Dimitresu as your last name 😂

@dani-maricruz8 @angstyanon0

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perhaps i just lived a wattpad chapter.. i needed to share this with someone so here it is. i was grocery shopping with my mom today and she made me go to the opposite side of the store for something she forgot, the aisle is packed full of people, some milf walks by and grabs my waist from behind/my side to move past me because people were blocking her and i was gonna panic thinking it was a creepy guy, she was tall as hell and had me pushed up between her, the shopping cart, and the shelves so i had to look up once i turned to face her and that did not help the fact i thought it was a man grabbing me, because i whipped around really fast and she could tell i panicked she was like “it’s okay, it’s okay”, and when i realized it was a woman i audibly went “oh” but in an excited surprised tone and she chuckled and smiled and called me a good girl when i relaxed, she apologized for grabbing me without asking and then she looked me up and down and said “baby you are stunning”, but then her friend told her they had to go right that second or else they would be late for a business meeting, she didn’t even tell me her name, i haven’t been able to stop thinking about her, i still have butterflies, and she had her hands on my waist the whole time, she could of walked past after telling me it was okay cause people moved too, so she waited to talk to me, genuinely met my milf soulmate in a grocery store and never got her name 🥲🤧

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What type of CRACK FIC?!

I HAD AN AI WRITE A STORY ABOUT Y/N AND LADY DIMITRESCU AND HOLY FUCK I AM DYING

Silly Y/N

A Short Story

by AI

Y/N had always loved elegant Castle Dimitrescu with its curved, crowded castle. It was a place where she felt angry.

She was a silly, peculiar, whiskey drinker with sexy boobs and strong neck. Her friends saw her as a snotty, solid stubborn. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a salty daughter. That's the sort of woman he was.

Y/N walked over to the window and reflected on her scary surroundings. The snow flurried like running lycans.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Alcina Dimitrescu. Alcina was a sexy strong with muscular boobs and tall neck.

Y/N gulped. She was not prepared for Alcina.

As Y/N stepped outside and Alcina came closer, she could see the hurt glint in her eye.

Alcina gazed with the affection of 5158 lovable mushy moraicia. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want making love."

Y/N looked back, even more love and still fingering the good wee wee. "Alcina, “I love you.”," she replied.

They looked at each other with angst feelings, like two flaky, few flies drinking at a very spiteful Christmas Party, which had jazz music playing in the background and two incredible uncles dying to the beat.

Suddenly, Alcina lunged forward and tried to punch Y/N in the face. Quickly, Y/N grabbed the good wee wee and brought it down on Alcina's skull.

Alcina's muscular boobs trembled and her tall neck wobbled. She looked happy, her emotions raw like a greasy, grim gun.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Alcina Dimitrescu was dead.

Y/N went back inside and made herself a nice glass of whiskey.

THE END

If you've never seen it, here you go, love.

Just the ending.

"Y'all seem to really like her."

Understatement of 2021