When My Mom Says I Have A Visitor

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito

"Anna, I love you…but the last thing I could handle is a drunk version of you. Just…think it through for a moment! I’d need the entire upcoming year just to prepare for the first time you had liquor of any kind…”

"…and I do not trust Kristoff. If that point wasn’t made clear. Not a single bit.”

Period Cycle

1 week before Body: hey so you're bout to get your period so imma send you some mild cramps as a reminder. Me: okay thanks for the update. 3 days before Body: *cramps get stronger* Hey..this is just another reminder that the time is near. Me: *screams* Day of Body: Sending in missiles of mass destruction in 3...2...1... Me: *battle cry* BRING IT, BITCH.

I thought that was a dead cat in the back ground.

he looks like those high school football players  or something

I think i just learned more from this post than from school.

*The first leaf of autumn falls*

Me:

How to make me cry in ten words or less: (add your own)

Sherlock: Goodbye, John.

Avengers: You can't kill me, I know, I've tried!

Thor: I could have done it, Father!

Captain America: I had a date.

Hunger Games: Real.

Harry Potter: Always.

Avatar the Last Airbender: Leaves from the vine

TFIOS: Okay.

Doctor Who: I don't want to go!

Doctor Who: I was gonna be with you....forever.

Sherlock: Don't... be... dead.

Avengers: So that's what it does...

Thor: TELL ME!!!

Avengers: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home...

Harry Potter: I'm not going home. Not really.

The Amazing Spiderman: Uncle Ben...Uncle Ben...

X-Men: I can't feel my legs...

Third Star: I'd rather not be alone, mate

Thor: Never doubt that I love you.

Mother 3: You must be tired.

Portal 2: The end.

Supernatural: It's okay Sammy, I'm here.

Hunger Games: She's dead, you stupid cat!

The Avengers: Sentiment.

9: Somewhere over the rainbow...

Finding Nemo: Dad..? I don't hate you.

Finding Nemo: A-and when I'm with you--I'm home!

Princess and the Frog: And... Evangeline... like dat, too...

Lord of the Rings: And I don't mean to! ... I don't mean to...

Futurama: If it takes forever, I will wait for you...

Hetalia: Merry christmas!

Doctor Who: Rose Tyler...

Thor: No, Loki.

Starkid: I'm not brave Bug, I'm in wuv.

Sherlock: This is my note. It's what people do, isn't it?

Sherlock: John, stay where you are.

The Big Bang Theory: Boldly go, Howard Wolowitz.

Sherlock: I don't have friends. I've just got one.

Firefly: I am a leaf on the wind.

TFiOS: I do Augustus, I do

Harry Potter: You okay Freddie?

Starkid: AVPSY

Tangled: You were my new dream

Phantom of the Opera: I gave you my music...

Remember the Titans: Don't You see the family resemblance? That's my brother.

A Walk to Remember: Do you love me...?

Torchwood: "I love you." "Don't."

Code Geass: "Yes...I...destroy...worlds...I..create....worlds..."

Assassin's Creed: And may it never change us.

Batman: Goodbye, Alfred.

The Outsiders: ...But I don't wanna die now. It ain't long enough

Sherlock: ..and I owe you so much.

Doctor Who: This is the story of how I died.

Supernatural: I'm sorry, Dean.

Third Star: I raise a morphine toast to you all

Lucifer Box: C'est la vie, C'est la guerre.

Supernatural: Carry on my Wayward son.

The Lorax: Ya did good bean pole.

Thor: why? because im the monster parents tell their children about before bed?

The Lorax: Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It's not

The Lorax: Thank you, Ted

Fullmetal Alchemist: Daddy wake up!

Homestuck: Update

Hetalia: To the me who lives at some point in time... and who isn't alone

The Outsiders: Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Sherlock: I know I was there.

Thor The Dark World: Then, am I not your mother? You're not.

That question is so awkawrd lmao.

s12e7

the canterbury tales (c. 1400) - geoffrey chaucer

“hot wench summer”

Curious Thought

Do you imagine ever meeting your past and future self just to see how you became the person you are today and then asking yourself how you became the person you are going to be in 10 years?