-Stephen Hawking
holy shit this is amazing and super hilarious :D
#markiplier #mayo
feck eff.
Jim: What is love?
Spock: A neurochemical con-job
Jim: baby don’t hurt me
I wonder when exactly it was that Star Trek stopped being perceived as light, fluffy, not-really-legitimate sci fi that ~housewives~ liked and started being seen as serious nerd business that girls had to keep their gross cooties off.
This is the cutest thing I’ve seen all day.
I made Gary (my gecko) a tiny Tallis and yarmulke for Rosh Hashanah and he wished u all happy new year
Wtf is that cat doing
Advice for hs juniors?
HAVE FUN AND ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN!
But seriously, keep your eye on the prize (graduating) and work on getting those grades! But don’t forget to enjoy this time! Chill out, work hard, and play harder.
😍😞
Me: *has to study for math test Me: *can’t study unless desk is perfectly neat and organized* Me: *gets bored of cleaning, texts* Logical Brain Side: I should study… Creative Brain Side: Yeah but I don’t want to… ADHD: SHE CAN STUDY IN THE MORNING Brain: sounds reasonable Me: *doesn’t study in the morning next day*
Life is a tornado and I'm just a cow being spun around for cinematic value.
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