Wonder Woman (2017) // Shazam! (2019)
someone help this man's boy
Everyone has their own reasons for waking up in the morning. Mine is you.
*Marty stares blankly at a poster that had the words “ONLY GAYS CAN READ THIS” scribbled on it*
Marty: Uh, does anyone know what’s written on this? I can’t read it for some reason.
Buffy, squinting at the poster: I can kinda see some writing on it, but I can’t really make out what it actually says… What about you, Cyrus?
Cyrus: Only gays ca–I-I mean, nope! Not at all! Definitely can’t read this! I don’t have the slightest idea what this poster says.
Jonah: I can only read like half of it.
TJ: What are you people talking about?? It very clearly says “Only gays can read this”. Are you all blind or someth–oh.