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This is perfect!! As always you knocked out of the park!!

Honestly public edging with Zemo? I'm soooo in!

I love your blog!! Your headcanons are top tier, just pure *chef's kiss* perfection

So my question is: what toys/kinds of toys are each of the Danny Bunch's favourites?

I know this is a bit vague but I wanted to give you room to really go nuts

Awh thank you so much! And now you are really testing my knowledge on sex toys😅hope you enjoy it though!

Zemo:

This may be because I have read a load of fanfic's with Zemo and these things, but vibrators. Man loves the feeling of something inside of him, pressing up against his prostate and just vibrating. Constantly stimulating him. Bonus points are one which has a remote control so you can increase and lower the sensitivity when you want. Especially if the two of you are out somewhere, maybe he is at an important business deal or on a mission and during it, you just turn up the vibrations just to see him tense up and then try to pretend that he isn't completely turned on.

Laszlo:

There weren't many types of sex toys back in Laszlo's era, and what there was, were probably not the best. But honestly, I see Laszlo enjoying things more along the bondage side of things. Where you tie up his arms for example. He is very self-conscious because of his arm but in tieing it up and his other arm, he no longer has control over both and so he doesn't feel bad about not being able to do things because of his arm, because he physically can't as it is restrained. He also loves the feeling of handing over all the control to you and letting you do what you want to him. Bonus point is putting a blindfold on him as well so not only can he not move, he can't see you either.

Andrea:

Once again because of the era, there weren't as many sex toys, especially not for male pleasure. But I do see Andrea enjoying being pegged, so maybe a very simple strap on. Very unconventional for the time period but then again since when was Andrea really a normal guy? He's so adorable though. But yeah Andrea loves for you to peg him, he loves you being on top of him and pushing into him and just feeling all the pleasure from his prostate which he had no idea about till he met you.

Niki:

Niki would never say out loud what his favourite sex toy is. Frankly, he'd be very embarrassed to admit it but honestly, for that brat, it's a paddle to spank him with. He secretly loves to be punished which is why he acts out so regularly. He can't help it in a way but the thought of you punishing him and putting him in his place makes him so incredibly turned on. I'd see him preferring a plastic or leather one to a wooden one, texture-wise, but he wants you to hit as hard as you can so that his ass is red afterwards (though it's hard for him to drive for a few days afterwards)

Ernst:

Modern guy likes his modern things. Who knows what technology we will have in the future and what new type of sex toys we will have. Going off something more technically advanced though, I'd see Ernst enjoying an automatic masturbator. A machine you can put on him which feels like a cunt and pumps him. Like an automatic fleshlight. You'd have a remote thought to be able to control the movement, how fast and how slow. You get to control his pleasure and tease him with it, till he is begging for you to turn it up so he can come. You can also overstimulate him with it, not stopping the movement and vibrations even though he has already cum.

Alex:

After the wall goes down, Alex wants to experiment with everything including sex toys so really he doesn't want you to hold back with using things on him. I think something that he would really be interested in, and what would make him cum too hard his legs are shaking would be a vibrator, but instead of pushing it inside of him, pressing a wand vibrator up against his balls and pressing it against his prenum, that bit of skin between his balls and ass which helps stimulate his prostate. Pushing a vibrator around that area while also doing over things would bring him so much pleasure, honestly, he would just lose it.

Sebastian:

Another one of the boys who loves pegging. Honestly, he probably prefers it to what people would consider normal sex. He loves acting bratty just for you to ram him into the bed later. Really what else can I say apart from the fact that he just craves the feeling of you thrusting inside of him, and seeing you on top of him.

David:

I don't think David likes to experiment too greatly. He sticks to what he is used to and so for that matter, using toys really are not a common circumstance. However, this thought just came into my mind so I'm going to write it down and that is while I don't think he would enjoy pegging and such (he thinks that's too much for him to cope with) he would let you use anal beads on him. Like I said it's only occasionally you two would use toys and he would need other things as well as the anal beads, but he does love the feeling of you pushing some small ones into him, them being in him while you ride them and then you pull them out when he comes undone.

Tony:

Tony is another one who I personally think, doesn't really use toys in the bedroom. It's just not really his thing, he prefers more traditional sex with you. However, the one exception would be a fleshlight or a toy similar to that. Usually, when you two sleep together, you are the one topping him. You might give him a handjob or a blowjob but you don't really let him make love to you. So using that toy is an alternative for the two of you, so his cock still gets stimulation which feels like he is fucking something even though he isn't actually fucking you. He enjoys the feeling of the toy and how good you are able to use it on him. But he definitely prefers it when you are making love to him.

Alex Garel:

Electro toys! Not commonly known about but these things do exist. I came across one once where you place it on the tip of a guy's cock and from pressing something it sends quick bursts of electricity out stimulating him. I can see Alex thriving off that. The gasps and moans he would make as he thrashes around for a few seconds from it. It would make him incredibly hard. I can also see Alex designing his own toys to fit his own needs and for you to use on him.

Konrad Koch:

Once again the time period he is in is quite limiting in terms of sex toys. But even then I personally don't see Konrad being into a lot more kinky things. I think he is more traditional things, though maybe he did experiment in his university days. But yeah now he is older and living at the school I don't think he is too big on sex toys. However, I do see him, much like Laszlo, enjoying being tied up from time to time just to let go of all control and let you use him however you want to.

Tag yourself. I'm KuniChuu

what your favorite bungou ship says about you, a shitpost

Absolutely inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t on youtube, but also because Peaches and I were talking shit about Bungou ships on a call. Manga spoilery ships under the cut if you’re an anime-only. @scalpel-mom-mori it’s your fault I’m not working on asks. 

Yosano/Poe: You think the dynamic of Bakugou’s parents was cute and underdeveloped.

AkuHigu: You kin Higuchi, and you have a crush on Akutagawa.

AtsuKyouka: You only read fluff pics, and honestly, I respect that.

AtsuLucy: Either you’re me, or you just like tsunderes in general.

Ayatsuji/Tsujimura: You have a crush on Ayatsuji, which is valid, but you also want to see the world burn.

ChuuAkiko: You’re a bottom.

ChuuTsuji: You watched that one scene in Dead Apple, you dislike Ayatsuji, but you really like Tsujimura.

Dazai/Yosano: You like poetic irony, and you also like ability related angst.

Fitz/Louisa: You just want good things for Louisa—namely, for Fitz to appreciate her.

Hawthorne/Mitchell: You could write an essay on why this pairing is gorgeous and tragic.

Kunikida/Alcott: You ship rare pairs just because they’re rairpairs.

KyouKenji: You’re here for softness and pure cinnamon rolls.

MoriKou: You want to be stepped on, but you’re straight.

Ranpo/Yosano: Childhood friends is your only valid dynamic, and also you’re a manga reader. 

Tanizakicest: You…want to get double teamed by the Tanizaki siblings.

ChuuAku: Dazai offends you on principle. Also, you want good things for Aku.

ChuuAngo: Not only does Dazai offend you, you want him to suffer.

ChuuAtsu: You want good things for Atsushi, and you’re here for the fluff.

ChuuMori: You have a vampire kink.

Dazai/Ranpo: You have a fetish for people smarter than you, and a humiliation kink.

DazAku: You kin Akutagawa.

FukuMori: Your ideal relationship dynamic is divorced parents.

FukuRanpo: …Daddy kink? But senpai-notice-me edition?

Fyodor/Dazai: You like the hatefuck dynamic of Soukoku, but either you’d be too jealous of Dazai or you think there’s not enough of the hate in the hatefuck.

KuniChuu: You just want good things for Kunikida, and you want them to bond over how much they hate Dazai.

KuniDazai: You don’t understand why people like Chuuya so much.

KuniKatai: You think Kunikida deserves a life outside of work. Also, you like the Steincraft dynamic, you just don’t like the body horror.

KuniRan: You ship because Ranpo is the only one Kunikida doesn’t bully.

OdaAku: You watched that one Dark Era scene and couldn’t stop laughing at Potato Sack!Akutagawa.

OdAngo: You consider only the first half of Dark Era canon. Also, you love the Buraiha, just without Dazai.

ODazai: You just want good things for Dazai.

RanPoe: You kin Poe, first of all, and you want a pet raccoon.

ShibuAtsu: You have a boner for Shibusawa.

Shin Soukoku: You’re a fan of the hatefuck dynamic and you want Akutagawa to stop being so emotionally constipated. Also, you ship Sasuke and Naruto.

Steincraft: You started shipping this for the crack, but at some point you started shipping it unironically and you’ve never looked back.

Soukoku: You can’t decide between your boner for Chuuya and your boner for Dazai. Ie, you’re at least half the fandom.

TachiChuu: You like the senpai-notice-me dynamic of AkuHigu, but you could do without the physical assault.

Tanizaki/Tachihara: You have a redhead fetish.

HiguGin: You just want good things for Higuchi! And you have a massive crush on Gin. It’s okay, so do I.

Kouyou/Yosano: This is the same joke as MoriKou, but you like girls.

LucyKyou: You read the chapter after Atsushi passes out, and then thought, “but lesbians” and completely forgot about him.

Lucy/Louisa: You want good things for Lucy! Also, you’re into cottage core.

TsujiHigu: Subordinates kink? You like the dynamic of gals being pals and bonding over their shitty bosses.

TsujiYosano: You like the idea of strong independent women.

YosaKyou: Mommy kink. Also, something something sharp objects kink.

KouKyou: Extra mommy kink.

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