If my Chaldea ever runs out of funds, Ritsuka would hold a fighting ring except it's just pay me 5 SQ to punch the King of Heroes in the face.
He wouldn't attack back because I slapped a command seal on him
And the lines would stretch on for miles.
Because he wouldn't want to smack King Gilgamesh of Uruk in the face.
[For legal reasons, no Gilgies were harmed (if I had any in the first place)]
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Hot Toddy part 2!! It's really cold today so I wanted to make another toddy but I don't think I can go for more of the first one I made. It's so boozey. So instead I made one following a recipe by Jamie Oliver.
Mine's a little different. I didn't have any star anise or cloves but I did have cinnamon sticks and nutmeg. I also used twists of lemon and orange. Otherwise I followed the recipe.
Not gonna lie mate it was bland at first. Then I added extra whiskey and GAGGED! But after brewing it in the teapot for a bit and adding a bit more honey it was quite nice. I love whiskey but the ones I own don't seem to work in toddys. The cinnamon and honey saved the day. Jamie said 3 minutes to brew. Nope. Waaaayyyy longer. Otherwise it's a waste of spices.
Maybe I'm just bad at toddys. But I'm not giving up just yet! Next challenge, The Manhattan!
This scene, the animation! The colors! The way Roger moves! Genuinely lives rent free in my head
Object impermanence is all fun and games until you leave your vibrators in the sink and your dad finds them
Side note: how do I hire a hitman on mysel?
chuuya!! ok i need to stop spamming my art on here
Just an appreciation post for my favs
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