Fun fact: this is a recycled joke from The looney tunes show! Originally it was Daffy who became a flight attendant and chose to where the women's uniform because he liked the heels
Source: The Looney Tunes Show Season 2 episode 16
saw someone share this on their ig stories and i am obsessed
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
these two smiles are the same and you don't know, how important that is to me. like 🥹
also the fact, who he is smiling at in the firt panel and then in second, just, what a long way to get here huh
My family: Are you sure you want to sew that by hand? Why don’t you just use the sewing machine?
The sewing machine: In order to thread me, you must put your spindle through a complex series of loops and holes that span throughout my being and finish it off by threading through my needle eye. In order for me to do a proper stitching, you must pull the thread through the most impossible spot to thread behind the needle, then make sure the bobbin string as well as the string you just threaded are out of the way but also properly threaded through the “foot” that holds your fabric in place. Fail to do any of these steps properly while the needle is in the upwards position and I will unthread immediately. Hope you know how to properly rethread the bobin because that canundo easily too if you’re not careful…Â
Hand sewing needles: Ha ha- thread go through the eye then needle go BRRRRRRR-
for everyone who rbs this i grant u this very special card
I wanted to contribute to pride month this year as it's the first year I've really interacted a lot with social media. It's a bit self indulgent but I'm really proud of it!Â
My very own Bi-gown!!
 I don't know if this is obvious but I am bisexual and identify as female. I'm currently doing the fashion design course at University though I'm only a first year, I love it and designing things for other people is a lot of fun not just for myself. Now I would be first to say that it's quite rough but if I spent any longer on it I'd probably go mad and delete it. So I'm posting it now while i still have the courage
What I would really like to do this year for pride month would be to create outfits in the styles of different pride flags but I am limited by my gender and sexual identities. So I've decided to contact people the different parts of the LGBTQI plus community and work with them to create something that they would be happy to wear to a pride event. As a female bisexual I would love to wear that dress to any pride event (and that's not just because I make I designed it). I live in a small town in Australia and while there are a lot of people who are out with no reservations it would be impossible to find every identity. I would be overjoyed if people want to reach out to me and give me advice so how to best represent them and their people. Â
Most importantly. I hope people have a good pride month and feel seen and heard and loved. What I want is for people to be able to be themselves. I love that fashion can do that. Whether it be wear something the world told you is not for you for the first time and feeling as natural as can be or seeing someone wear something and feeling a strange connection to it like it's what you've always wanted. It’s amazing!
I rambled on long enough. To anyone who did read all this, thank you.
Growing up in a house where everyone is hard of hearing or has audio processing issues means:
•"What do you want for dinner" "what?" What do you-" "chicken Kiev"
•"no subtitles? Pick something else"
• Unsynced subtitles = day ruined
• Knock on the door or misheard noise?
• "so-" *sneeze* *wait 3 seconds* "hearing back? So-"
Tag yourself. I'm KuniChuu
Absolutely inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t on youtube, but also because Peaches and I were talking shit about Bungou ships on a call. Manga spoilery ships under the cut if you’re an anime-only. @scalpel-mom-mori it’s your fault I’m not working on asks.Â
Yosano/Poe: You think the dynamic of Bakugou’s parents was cute and underdeveloped.
AkuHigu: You kin Higuchi, and you have a crush on Akutagawa.
AtsuKyouka: You only read fluff pics, and honestly, I respect that.
AtsuLucy: Either you’re me, or you just like tsunderes in general.
Ayatsuji/Tsujimura: You have a crush on Ayatsuji, which is valid, but you also want to see the world burn.
ChuuAkiko: You’re a bottom.
ChuuTsuji: You watched that one scene in Dead Apple, you dislike Ayatsuji, but you really like Tsujimura.
Dazai/Yosano: You like poetic irony, and you also like ability related angst.
Fitz/Louisa: You just want good things for Louisa—namely, for Fitz to appreciate her.
Hawthorne/Mitchell: You could write an essay on why this pairing is gorgeous and tragic.
Kunikida/Alcott: You ship rare pairs just because they’re rairpairs.
KyouKenji: You’re here for softness and pure cinnamon rolls.
MoriKou: You want to be stepped on, but you’re straight.
Ranpo/Yosano: Childhood friends is your only valid dynamic, and also you’re a manga reader.Â
Tanizakicest: You…want to get double teamed by the Tanizaki siblings.
ChuuAku: Dazai offends you on principle. Also, you want good things for Aku.
ChuuAngo: Not only does Dazai offend you, you want him to suffer.
ChuuAtsu: You want good things for Atsushi, and you’re here for the fluff.
ChuuMori: You have a vampire kink.
Dazai/Ranpo: You have a fetish for people smarter than you, and a humiliation kink.
DazAku: You kin Akutagawa.
FukuMori: Your ideal relationship dynamic is divorced parents.
FukuRanpo: …Daddy kink? But senpai-notice-me edition?
Fyodor/Dazai: You like the hatefuck dynamic of Soukoku, but either you’d be too jealous of Dazai or you think there’s not enough of the hate in the hatefuck.
KuniChuu: You just want good things for Kunikida, and you want them to bond over how much they hate Dazai.
KuniDazai: You don’t understand why people like Chuuya so much.
KuniKatai: You think Kunikida deserves a life outside of work. Also, you like the Steincraft dynamic, you just don’t like the body horror.
KuniRan: You ship because Ranpo is the only one Kunikida doesn’t bully.
OdaAku: You watched that one Dark Era scene and couldn’t stop laughing at Potato Sack!Akutagawa.
OdAngo: You consider only the first half of Dark Era canon. Also, you love the Buraiha, just without Dazai.
ODazai: You just want good things for Dazai.
RanPoe: You kin Poe, first of all, and you want a pet raccoon.
ShibuAtsu: You have a boner for Shibusawa.
Shin Soukoku: You’re a fan of the hatefuck dynamic and you want Akutagawa to stop being so emotionally constipated. Also, you ship Sasuke and Naruto.
Steincraft: You started shipping this for the crack, but at some point you started shipping it unironically and you’ve never looked back.
Soukoku: You can’t decide between your boner for Chuuya and your boner for Dazai. Ie, you’re at least half the fandom.
TachiChuu: You like the senpai-notice-me dynamic of AkuHigu, but you could do without the physical assault.
Tanizaki/Tachihara: You have a redhead fetish.
HiguGin: You just want good things for Higuchi! And you have a massive crush on Gin. It’s okay, so do I.
Kouyou/Yosano: This is the same joke as MoriKou, but you like girls.
LucyKyou: You read the chapter after Atsushi passes out, and then thought, “but lesbians” and completely forgot about him.
Lucy/Louisa: You want good things for Lucy! Also, you’re into cottage core.
TsujiHigu: Subordinates kink? You like the dynamic of gals being pals and bonding over their shitty bosses.
TsujiYosano: You like the idea of strong independent women.
YosaKyou: Mommy kink. Also, something something sharp objects kink.
KouKyou: Extra mommy kink.
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1. My sister calls my style Neo-edwardian Detective-core. And to be honesty reaction was ok.......? But now I embrace it
2. I was taught by the grandmother who runs the bra shop in my town how to size people for bras. I can pretty much do it by sight now
3. Because of how my feet are shaped flat shoes HURT. So I always wear shoes with at least a 2 inch heel
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1. The first Rick Riordan book I read was The Hidden Oracle (ToA)
2. I have two cats named Yen/Yennifer and G/Geralt
3. I am really bad at purposefully ending friendships
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