obsessed with aldo bellini. he wants to reform the church but won’t carry his own luggage. he organizes secret stairwell conspiracies. he wants women in the curia (he’s never spoken to a woman in his life). he’s worsties with the cuntiest evil vape user of all time. he won’t say he wants to be pope but he has his name picked out. he’s a nervous wreck. he’s practical and clever. he’s too practical and too clever. he has the best ideas for what he’d do as pope but he’d be a terrible pope. he wants progress but he’s horribly flawed. he was even bald
*getting flagellated etc for my sins* no no i have no idea what you're talking about- an ORGASMIC moan?? no way, these are just normal pain sounds, do it again you'll see what i mean. cmon do it again do it again come onnnnn
Psst, the script for the deleted Conclave scenes just leaked 🙌
Finished reading the book and I felt compelled to summarise my thoughts on Lomeli/Lawrence
Somebody give this man a hug or something😭
mickey 17 was so good robert pattinson loves to play a wet little freak and do a silly voice and god bless him for it
i wish billy butcher was my therapist. he seems good at processing his grief in a constructive way.
yes yes yes new real life pope whatever. i just watched conclave (2024) and got so hard i passed out