sammyjay816 - The guy the man (but not really)

sammyjay816

The guy the man (but not really)

- He/They - Aspiring future writer - Dabi obsessed since late 2019 - Ao3: EverywhereNowhere

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sammyjay816
5 days ago
"... You're What??"
"... You're What??"
"... You're What??"
"... You're What??"
"... You're What??"
"... You're What??"
"... You're What??"

"... You're what??"

Ceasefire In Gaza & Iran NOW!
Ceasefire In Gaza & Iran NOW!
Resources and action items to call for an end to the violence in Gaza and demand no war with Iran!
sammyjay816
5 days ago

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

sammyjay816
5 days ago
archiveofourown.org
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I rewrote this fic that I posted last year. It should be much better now!


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sammyjay816
5 days ago

writing fanfiction is the most fun awesome thing on earth. also terrible horrible awful one thousand agonies

sammyjay816
5 days ago

Fanfiction Rewrite

I'm currently rewriting 'What's the big deal?'. I think I've improved quite a bit as a writer since I wrote that, plus it was a little rushed.


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sammyjay816
1 week ago

spideytorch as ghost hunting youtubers.

peter seems to have a sixth sense for the paranormal but is seemingly unfazed by it

johnny spends every video talking about how calm and not scared he is, just to end up screaming and clinging onto peter every. damn. time.

sammyjay816
1 week ago

Spiders are cold blooded something something Johnny Storm is a certified heat source something something spideytorch

sammyjay816
1 week ago
Fantastic 4 X F1: Scoping Out The Track

Fantastic 4 x F1: Scoping out the track

sammyjay816
1 week ago
*wokely* Tell Me What Genitals You Have, Stranger I Just Met

*wokely* tell me what genitals you have, stranger i just met

sammyjay816
2 weeks ago
De-aged Jason Todd And His Morally-grey Parental Figures + Dick

De-aged Jason Todd and his morally-grey parental figures + Dick

sammyjay816
1 month ago
It Took Me Like 2 Years To Get Obito A Body But Here We Are

It took me like 2 years to get Obito a body but here we are

sammyjay816
1 month ago
sammyjay816 - The guy the man (but not really)
sammyjay816
1 month ago
Leave Him Alone, He's Tired. (Moon In The Day)

Leave him alone, he's tired. (Moon in the Day)

sammyjay816
1 month ago

re-watching hannibal is the equivilant of self-harm and also self-care.

sammyjay816
1 month ago

i love love love ur peter parker mistaken villain aus. since spidey never says that peter is his villain and they have no connection besides the photos, i think it'd be really funny for people to think he was another hero's villain. like he had to steal something off dr strange once to deal with a magical threat but since it was a magical artifact and it got returned, Stephen never reported him but casually mentions that Peter robbed him once and now everyone thinks oh shit, the science guy is getting into magic too and is cleary evil so he really is the next dr doom.

I like people thinking of him as Spidey’s villain because it just makes it seem like he’s making money off of his obsession and I like to imagine that when it eventually gets to JJJ, he’s torn between being like “well if he hates that wall crawling menace then that doesn’t make him a villain, if anything, he’s being a proper civilian! Everyone should hate Spiderman!” and keeping an eye on Peter to make sure he actually isn’t going over that ledge, cause I love stuff where either Jonah gave him the job because he knew Peter was struggling, or he eventually grows to care for him

That being said! I have been thinking a lot about Johnny convincing himself that Peter is going to be the Doom to his Reed and he’s preparing for it (not knowing it’s never gonna happen)

So adding onto what you said, I think it’d be hilarious if Johnny’s spent all this time thinking he’s getting a new archnemesis, and then word on the street is that Peter’s going after Strange and he’s just. Sooo offended, and he’s torn between being mad at Peter like Peter’s somehow two timing him, and being mad at Strange for “luring” away his new Doom

sammyjay816
1 month ago
sammyjay816 - The guy the man (but not really)
sammyjay816 - The guy the man (but not really)
sammyjay816
1 month ago
Are They, You Know.
Are They, You Know.

Are they, you know.

sammyjay816
1 month ago
This Is One Of My Favorite Moments Because Thats Only How You Say Bye To Your Best Friend😭😭😭

this is one of my favorite moments because thats only how you say bye to your best friend😭😭😭

sammyjay816
1 month ago

Ben cheering on Johnny to confess his feelings for Spidey:

Ben Cheering On Johnny To Confess His Feelings For Spidey:
sammyjay816
1 month ago
Yall Like Spideytorch In This Thread?

yall like spideytorch in this thread?

sammyjay816
1 month ago

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

sammyjay816
1 month ago

I’m literally just like Will there is a me before and after Hannibal

sammyjay816
2 months ago

me except that time was only a few weeks ago.

so weird that there was a time in my life where i didnt know who will graham was. will graham was not contaminating my mind and body like he is now.


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sammyjay816
2 months ago

I really switch between "I hate this" and "I love this" constantly when rereading something I've written. One read though I hate it and only think of the negatives, right after I read again without changing a thing and actually this is really good


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sammyjay816
2 months ago
It's May, I Love Mermaids, I Love Pirates And I Found A New Favourite Show; Of Course I Had To Do Something.
It's May, I Love Mermaids, I Love Pirates And I Found A New Favourite Show; Of Course I Had To Do Something.
It's May, I Love Mermaids, I Love Pirates And I Found A New Favourite Show; Of Course I Had To Do Something.
It's May, I Love Mermaids, I Love Pirates And I Found A New Favourite Show; Of Course I Had To Do Something.
It's May, I Love Mermaids, I Love Pirates And I Found A New Favourite Show; Of Course I Had To Do Something.

It's May, I love mermaids, I love pirates and I found a new favourite show; of course I had to do something.

And of course I made an au:

Obito is the captain of the ship called the Akatsuki, but he belongs to the fleet of the Uchiha with Madara as its admiral.

The rest of the crew are the other members of the Akatsuki and in this au they're more of a found family (as much as a bunch of lawless and ruthless pirates can be); they generally do like each other even if they don’t show it. Also Nagato and Konan are less insane because Yahiko is alive. They are the most feared pirate crew of the sea right after Madara's.

Kakashi is an abyssal mermaid/siren but because he's albino he's too noticeable and was used mostly as bait by the other sirens. That's why he eventually left them and tried to hunt on his own (to little success).

Obito meets Kakashi when he gets stranded on an island. After the events of the comic the rest of the crew appear and they capture Kakashi. He's brought on to the ship and into a water tank of sorts. When the Akatsuki discuss what to do with him, thinking on just selling him, he manages to make a deal with them: if he stays with them, he'll retrieve the valuables and gold that would be lost to the sea from the ships they attack and in exchange he'll eat the sailors that drown anyway. And of course, they're pirates (and insane), so they accept.

And now Obito and the Akatsuki have a simbiotic relationship with Kakashi. Along the way they end up liking Kakashi and of course at some point Obito and Kakashi fall in love.

(I'm very busy but I'd love to come up with designs for the rest of the Akatsuki as pirates... one day I will)

sammyjay816
2 months ago

bro i just saw a dude comment on a hannigram tiktok vid and his comment said “Hannibal literally only loved Will as a brother” FUCKING WHAT LMFAOOO at this point anyone who says dumb shit like that is just simply homophobic bc theres no way ppl actually think this way. if u hate queer ppl just say that. SO ANNOYINGGGGGG

sammyjay816
2 months ago
A bsky post saying:
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How did we get from "Do not use Wikipedia as a source" to "ask hallucinating chatbot everything"?
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sammyjay816
2 months ago
This Is A Picture For Those Who Think Being A Writer Is Easy: WE FEELING STRESSED ALL THE TIME!!!!!

This is a picture for those who think being a writer is easy: WE FEELING STRESSED ALL THE TIME!!!!!

sammyjay816
2 months ago

hi, sorry, I just wanted to ask, and this is prolly going to sound super dumb, are authors chill with people commenting on their old fanfics and stuff?

just want to make sure that I'm not inadvertently being annoying

I believe I speak for most authors when I say they’ll never be annoyed by any positive comments from their readers

authors, reblog if you love receiving new comments on your old works

sammyjay816
2 months ago
Hannibal (2013-2015)
Hannibal (2013-2015)
Hannibal (2013-2015)
Hannibal (2013-2015)

Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x13 || 3x02

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