Metal Wunk Solid

i keep closing tumblr just to open tumblr again help

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Yippee! It's 02:34 am here in the UK!

(this is not scheduled and I should not be awake)

Yippee! It's 7:25 pm here in the UK!

(this is a scheduled post it's 11:17 am as I'm writing this)

COMING IN HOT!! 🪣

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

Some man tried to sell me a coffin, a gravestone, and a funeral service.

I said those are the last things I need.

common sage

USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

❗Tip: You can add more RAM to your trans robot girl by simply ramming her on all fours. It doesn't actually add RAM, but it does get her processor speeding up, and that's close enough.

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Bet you kiss them on the lips.