Transition Goals

funny how theres no bad ones

🖤 if you want me dead

ANONYMOUS PDA MEME

💖: i have a romantic crush on you!

💜: i want to make sure you’re happy

💙: i have a friend crush on you!

💚: im a little jealous of you

💛: i just think you’re cute!

💘: i wouldnt say no to a platonic marriage

👀: im too shy to talk to you

💗: i want to give you a hug!

💋: i want to kiss you!

💪: id fight someone if they talked shit about you

🔊: im really glad i started following you!

💬: we should talk more!

💭: i think about you a lot

👏: everything you say is great wtf…

🎧: you have excellent music taste!

👑: your blog aesthetic is lovely!

🚨: you intimidate me

@elvis-official

collecting posts of this type

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Today feels like one of those days where you go out for a nice walk down a river, on a path in a forest. There's birds singing and the scent of wild garlic in the air. A plane passes overhead, its low drone almost relaxing to hear.

im imagining this

just fucking obliterated a fly btw i like. no look-whipped my hand up and grabbed it and crushed it. some goku type shit

I WANNA BE PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE ME A PRETTY TGIRL LET ME PASS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG THEE O GREAT DASHBOARD STAR

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

you're hydrated voiceless rectal trill

The shapes are on Instagram I am in a prison of my own making

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

PEOPLE I DON'T REALLY LIKE:

YOU

MYSELF

SIMON FUCKING COWELL

I REALLY HATE SIMON COWELL

you did this to other friends??

bastard.

sending your friends gifs of catgirls cuddling with the caption "us" is peak life experience

I've been indecisive literally before I was even born. Turned around twice in the womb (if I hadnt done it again then I'd have been able to slay Macbeth) days before my due date and now it takes me 20 minutes to decide literally anything.

It's literally written into my DNA.

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore