Thou Was Informal

I am salviao, God of the world of the UK

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

"Don't lean too far, it'll get on your head"

Real quite from this incident

What did y'all do on valentine's day because I started a chemical leak

Cruel Angel's Thesis

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

a mix of 75% potassium nitrate to 10% sulfur and 15% charcoal and a tiny bit of sugar makes gunpowder.

the recipe is lenient so you don't have to be exact.

you did this to other friends??

bastard.

sending your friends gifs of catgirls cuddling with the caption "us" is peak life experience

can we start referring to normal things people do like superpowers?

Sure, you ate raw chicken and threw up, but you could say you consumed the untamed fruit of the red junglefowl, absorbing its power and thus gained the ability to reguritate acid from a large sac within your abdomen.

You remembered something? Nuh uh, you used your gift of aftsight to gather knowledge of prior events.

You blew something away? C'mon, we know that was actually your ability of blasting high pressure air from a special orifice on your face in order to push inconveniences out of your way.

Jokes on them Gen's look became iconic (once cut properly, that is)

Guy fawkes? Yeah, fawke that guy. Stupid idiot failed and now every early november is fucked by my neighbours trying to snipe the fucking gulls with explosives. fuck off patricia im trying to eat my bloody chicken.

not only this, but now we have to study the most famous example of meatriding in human history since Shakespeare wrote Macbeth.

obv pookie i'd give every penny to you ❤️❤️❤️

This is a longshot, would you be willing to help me get my insulin? I'm down to my last pen and its pretty much close to being empty.Nt asking for much only need $370 rn to save my blood sugar. please help me with a small donation or share my pinned any help can save my life.Please help & Blessings ❤Thanks

for some odd reason i don't believe you ❤️