Saltyclass - Doors Are For People With No Imagination

ROUND FIVE, SIDE ONE: Stanley (The Stanley Parable) vs Tad Strange (Gravity Falls)

Happy ides of march everybody!

For every note this gets I'll personally kill a transphobe with my bare hands

I love your comics! Everytime I read them, I discover a new detail. For Example, I just realized that the Picture in the background, in the Michael and Eric comic, says "Fuck off Elias". You are literaly my favourite Artist.

I'm soo happy you noticed! It was a gift from Gerry when Eric started to learn braille.

I've got some good news for you.

I can't explain it but Ides of March feels like a Tumblr festival. Every year we amp it up, meming in anticipation of the main event, where we celebrate the brutal murder of a dictator at the hands his friends and colleagues by posting nonsense for a full 24 hours. I wonder if @staff will turn it into merch.

On one hand, I love a Jason that gets seriously injured and turns into a scared dog. *Mwah*, chef's kiss, 10/10.

On the other hand, I love a Jason that gets seriously injured and reverts back to his younger self.

Jason, seriously hurt, pointing one of his guns at Bruce: “Don't come any fuckin' closer! You just get yer ass out of here, I don't need yer damn help.. I never want yer help with anything ever again..”

Then you get a Bruce that has to try and calm the dog. That sits at the end of the alley a comfortable distance away and waits for his boy to come back to him. Holds his hand out and waits for the dog to inevitably give in and let Bruce take care of him.

BUT ALSO

Jason, slowly bleeding out on the floor of a random warehouse: “...”

Bruce, who just so happened to be busting the same criminals and probably just saved Jason's life: “..Jay?”

Jason, sounding like he's tearing up behind his helmet: “..I wanna go home now, dad..”

Bruce: “..Okay, Chum. We'll go home now. I'll take care of you.”

GRGGGHHHHH I WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM AND SHAKE THEM ALL AROUND

1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

Decided to bake a little something to celebrate.

Reality is an Illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byeeeeeee!!!!!