Eat up heathens, dinner’s served..
making aus for ocs are so funny cause like. theyre already in a situation… but what if they were in a DIFFERENT situation
its important to almost get hit by a car once a week to remind yourself that you arent scared of being hit by a car
fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
i've had this silly little romcom au idea a while ago, in which stone is a goat milker farmer and robotnik is some big evil corp ceo trying (unsuccessfully) to get a hold of stone's land for his evil factories or whatever. every landowner around has already given up their property but stone, so rob finally comes to torment that stubborn man personally but ends up just hanging out at his farm more and more often and kinda liking it
Conner, showing up at the manor with a kitten wrapped in a blanket, not noticing until it was too late that the Wayne's were being interviewed- Would Tim Drake please report to the foyer? I have a surprise for him.
Tim, in full-on 'son of Brucie Wayne' mode- Is that a chicken!?!
"My D 20s are rolling like they don't know what a 20 is."
-Me at tonights dnd game
it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world
This is an amazing take
i once saw someone saying that will killing people was just him stimming and i think that’s canon
Losing my marbles over SuperBat fanfics