Sad-mcdonalds-toy - I Came Here To Buy Some Mc Donalds

When you don't have an under the bed so the monster just sleeps in your bed

-loud leg smack-

SCREAM

Fingers in his ass

Reblog if you think that Tank Dempsey is a good-looking motherfucker 👌👌👌

“I’m a goddamn onion, Mason.” 

Alex and Frank bickering like an old married couple is all I ever needed.

This fucking video killed me

life mood: i would gladly fucking die for pfc robert zussman

Wrench: Do you care if I take the skin off of this Furby?

Wrench: I want to make him a God. Once he’s free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He’ll take care of us.

Wrench: Also, I wanna softhack his circuits.

Josh: I literally could not care less, but never say something as frightening as that ever again.

AMERICA 

RED Candy Soldier. His jaw-breaker helmet could only be broken by more jaw-breaker. (yes that is a miniature American flag in his neck)

McCree does the big fall (RDR2)