Sad-mcdonalds-toy - I Came Here To Buy Some Mc Donalds

Soviet. Very old. Oh, wait. I’m Russian. So, I’m supposed to know something about it?

Dempsey 1.0: Good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Tonight. Imma fight. Till we see the sunlight. Tik Tok. On the clock. But the party don’t stop.

Takeo 1.0: Someone please kill him.

*fortnite dances in the face of death*

[Mozzie as a dad]

Kid: Dad, there’s a monster under my bed!

Mozzie: Don’t be silly, monsters don’t exi- OH GOD IT’S TEARING MY ARM OFF! Haha, just kidding. They only eat kids. Goodnight!

Hneh

This just in:

Despite being a robot Flak isn’t made of metal OR wires, in fact he’s made of pure BOYFRIEND MATERIAL.

"God dam' it I burnt my hotdogs"

I never shared my art on here so here have some random stuff I drew

I didn’t think there was anything wrong with this picture when I first looked at it