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AYAKA + SAGAU

So, Ayaka is pretty lonely due to her status, we have all established that.(girlie deserves better😞)

This has been on my mind for awhile, but anyways do you think Ayaka would be even more lonely thinking that the only person who would become friends with her is literally god.

Would Ayaka think that the only way to have friends is if that person is of higher status.

The only way she would be approached?

It doesn’t help that she can’t see her only friend much.

So overall would Ayaka be overjoyed that she befriended god, or would she be even more lonely?

2AM SAGAU THOUGHT

would genshin characters get jealous of your phone

THE SACRED TOUCH

what about streamer!reader who is renowned in the genshin community for having INSANE luck. (you once got 4 five stars in one pull)

Like I mean every single person who has ever even been so much as interested in the genshin community has heard of you,like I’m taking people who pay you irl money to pull for them, like I’m talking about you have SO MANY people simping over you, I’m talking people all over the world, I’m talking people reversing you as the primo god, I’m talking people filming themselves groveling, bowing and praying to a picture of you.

It’s just a natural phenomenon.

all your fellow streamer friends have you on their stream pulling for them, chat going crazy, and you get their desired character, in like 2 single pulls.

oh, and your luck doesn’t just depend on characters banner.

FILLED PLOT-HOLE

In ACTUAL self aware Genshin AU to prevent characters from finding out the truth teyvat takes the responsibility of blocking your voice when reader says something out-loud that could potentially spoil the plot.

IRL CREATOR

What if the reader was the creator of genshin but like, IRL, like… ya’ know?

Reader has control of the story as well as we’re it’s going to go?

like choosing the VAs(voice actors)…

on the topic of VAs…(really what I wanted to talk about)

If the reader still has their phone when or if they’re transported into genshin, and the reader contacts on of the characters VAs…

how what they react?👀👀

the conversation would be the dumbest arguments ever, like go search up “genshin VAs funny moments”

DRAWINGS

Creator reader who just draws everywhere.

like on people… said person would absolutely be honored and depending on just who, and how devoted they are the person would likely get it tattooed.

also they would sell for a killing.

RECREATION OF THE DIVINES

do you think genshin npc’s(like the shopkeeper)would try and recreate things your repeatedly seen wearing?

like already anything you’ve seen taking a like to is immediately sold out, it’s pretty much a shopkeepers best dream. You’d be set for life.

The character will think of it as a divine gift.

refusing to take it off.

SUNGLASSES

Troll reader/gen-z reader puts sunglasses on on of the serious characters.

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…if any of you get isakaied in to genshin sagau promise me you’ll do the above.

FONTAINE + SAGAU

So, we all know, and are excited for Fontaine.

But… SAGAU Fontaine.

Fontaine is the most technologically advanced, as a direct consequence Fontaines air is(hinted)to be polluted.

So, understandably, Creator reader is a bit mad that Teyvats air is being polluted. 

A bit mad that the archon of Fontaine is doing nothing to help and or find a way to help THEIR planet.

A bit mad that the people of Fontaine are not doing anything to help and or find a way to help THEIR planet.

A bit mad that Fontaine is sacrificing the wellbeing of their planet over boosting mankind up a bit, and they dare say that they did this to impress them?! 

When the archon of said nation was slacking off when reader wasn’t around!?

Yeah. 

Scratch “a bit mad” off.

The Creator is pissed.

Hey! Happy birthday to me!😆🎉🥳

Fun fact, my birthday is literally the day after the foutain update(17th)

like an early birthday gift