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This is your daily reminder that Luka Couffaine deserves the world

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Do you like reading because it's fun or do you like reading because you're a burned out kid who used to always have the top grades in the class and now you read because you realize that the only people who will truly understand you are those who are made up of literal ink on paper and you believe that you are unloveable and have never been in an actual relationship so the only way that you could feel love is through another person's eyes and you have an obsession with fictional men not only because they are hot but because they will love you despite every flaw and they will treat you the way that no one else would and all you want to do every day is wake up to your comfort character kissing your forehead and telling you that they love you and that it's ok and that you are only human and you deserve love despite your worst traits?

And I guess I'll just miss her

Even though she isn't even really gone

But things are just different

Ever since she cut her blue hair off

Everyday I feel single as fuck

And everyday I continue to read and increase my expectations

ya'll ever see a fanfic synopsis so fucked up you experience the five stages of grief simultaneously and briefly lose the ability to see colour

some places to start if you think you might be a maladaptive daydreamer

the maladaptive daydreaming proposed diagnostic criteria: https://href.li/?https://www.somer.co.il/images/MD/MD_diagnostic_criteria.pdf

link to the MDS (maladaptive daydreaming scale, a 16 part questionnaire to help determine if you could possibly have MaDD): https://href.li/?https://daydreamresearch.wixsite.com/md-research/measures

The International Consortium for Maladaptive Daydreaming Research: https://daydreamresearch.wixsite.com/md-research

Eli Somer’s (the psychologist who “discovered” MaDD) youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SomerClinic 

Guide to Maladaptive Daydreaming: Overcoming Fantasy Addiction: https://maladaptivedaydreamingguide.wordpress.com/guide/

healthline article on maladaptive daydreaming: https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/maladaptive-daydreaming

soft love — p.p.

summary: a headcanon about what dating peter parker would entail. it’s just full of fluffy, innocent love

wc: 1.1k 

the two of you, as a pair of teenagers lovesick for the first time, would be the softest couple around 

the entirety of your relationship being sweet glances at each other when they think the other isn’t looking, soft touches, shy kisses

at the beginning of your relationship, you initiating everything

you shyly taking his hand in yours for the first time

you leaving him blushing madly when you kissed him for the first time

peter slowly becoming more comfortable and casual with the boyfriend thing, although he’d still touch you so delicately and softly like you were made of glass

because he’d never want to accidentally hurt you or be too rough bc of his super strength

him being absolutely head over heels for you, so much so that he’d find himself so stunned by you that he’s tripping over and stuttering and becoming a flustered mess whenever he’s around you

and you adoring the shy freckled boy so much that you always felt like your heart would explode w infatuation whenever he’s around

constantly feeling like you should be complimenting him whenever you could bc it wouldn’t be a lie to say that he’s the prettiest person you’ve ever known

pet names (!!!)

you calling peter the cutest pet names and them always managing to make him blush w pink love because he adores you n your nicknames for him; they make his heart swell

“hey babyboy”

“peter, angel, lovely, spiderbaby, we need to study”

“pete, the love of my life, the best thing that’s ever happened to me, the most radiant and beautiful person i’ve ever seen, can we cuddle and watch star wars?”

his pet names for you being equally as sickeningly adorable

“morning, my pretty girl”

“babyyy, let me hug you and tell you you’re cute”

“y/n, gorgeous, darling, my love, my wonderful girlfriend, ugh pay attention to me i’m bored”

you wearing his favourite science pun shirts whenever you stayed the night at his

him absolutely adoring it, how could he not? it’s his two favourite things: science and his girl

your relationship revolving around nerdy science puns

“ok y/n, don’t get sodium chloride about it”

“hey peter, i got my ion you”

“may the intermolecular force be with you”

super soft kisses

lingering kisses for the win

forehead kisses

knuckle kisses

spontaneous nose kisses

him constantly resting his temple against your shoulder whilst on the train to and fro from school and falling asleep because you’re comfy and smell like home

him excitedly keeping you up to date on his friendly neighbourhood spiderman escapades over the phone whilst he takes a break and eats the churros the nice old ladies give to him

“i helped a cat down from a tree earlier and it reminded me of you bc it was cute and cuddly and i loved it, also gave this lady directions, and caught someone stealing a bike but i didn’t know who it belonged to so i wrote a note and then i-”

cuddles !!!

both of you being such suckers for cuddles

him loving it when you’re in his lap, you’re legs around his waist and your head in the crook of his neck, occasionally pressing such soft and innocent kisses to his shoulder or his neck

or when he’s the little spoon and your forehead is resting against the middle of his back, between his shoulder blades with your arms around him and it’s just so warm and cute and safe

or when you’re wrapped up in his arms and one of his hands is running through your hair and every so often he’ll kiss the top of your head or nuzzle his nose into your hair and god

cuddles with peter parker being the best part of your day

bumping noses

buying each other flowers for no special occasion, just for love n appreciation

aunt may always asking peter when you’re gonna come over next bc she loves you for making her fave nephew happy and smiley all the time !!!

always making random comments that leave the other w flushed cheeks and full hearts

“your smile is so sunny and beautiful”

“i adore you”

“you’re the prettiest”

him being so so protective over you

teaching you how to defend yourself just in case you’re in trouble and he’s not there to keep you safe

always walking you home at nighttime because it would crush him if something happened to you and he couldn’t get to you fast enough

putting haribo rings on each other and it shouldn’t mean as much as does

“i’ll get you a real one someday”

peter sometimes swinging you guys places for date nights and loving the way you hold on so tightly to him and squeal in his ears with excitement

making his dorky little films with him

him trying to get you in them whenever he could

despite how you always try to hide from the camera

“babyyyy, you’re so pretty, don’t hide”

when he transfers the videos from his phone to his laptop for safekeeping, him always naming them cute things

‘a film by peter parker and his insanely cute girlfriend’

‘a film by peter parker and his favourite person’

‘a film by peter parker and the girl he loves’

making out when you’re supposed to be studying oof

mostly because when studying for a spanish test, he sounds really hot and sometimes you can’t help yourself

you worrying so much about him when he’s out being a hero, but you support him n all his decisions wholeheartedly

being his biggest fan and him being yours, bc you’re both so supportive of each other no matter what

him introducing you to tony

“mr. stark, mr. stark, mr. stark! this is my girlfriend, she’s great”

taking cute photos of each other/together all the time

his favourites being the ones where he catches you laughing at one of his jokes and you look so radiant and happy and he’s so smitten

yours being the ones where both of you are smiling so brightly at the camera, eyes shining w love

mumbling i love yous between every kiss that he peppers across your face

“i love you i love you i love you”

you love him too

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Loki: General romantic headcanons

I’m using ‘you’ for simplicity. Honestly, these are just my thoughts/headcanons as to what a relationship with Loki would be like in general, so it’s not really specific in terms of who it is in the relationship with him.

Feel free to discuss or give your own opinions/headcanons if you’d like.

This is also gender neutral, I imagine he acts the same with a S/O of any gender. Because Asgard just be like that.

-Whether you’re an enhanced being or not, Loki is very ready and willing to take up arms for you at the first sign of danger. If someone threatens you, he’ll tap them on the shoulder with the scariest expression imaginable, “Would you mind repeating that?”  If you get kidnapped, there’s a 60% chance that Loki’s on his way to kick some ass (With a 40% chance that one or more of the Avengers are trying to hold him back so they can assess the situation first.)

-If you know how to fight/are enhanced, you two often end up being a combat duo and honestly make the most effective badass power couple in the Avengers, besides Wanda and Vision, of course.

-Loki, at first, if you’re midgardian, will end up being extremely careful around you. He’ll basically treat you like you’re made of glass, any wrong move he makes might hurt you in his mind seeing as, from his experience, midgardians are so fragile. Regardless of whether you’re enhanced or not. It takes a lot of convincing and reassurance to get him to relax. (This is a hurtle you have to jump before he feels confident in fighting alongside you as well.) This, of course, does not apply if he’s already well aware that you can handle yourself in battle. (For example, you’re an Avenger and you two have fought side-by-side multiple times, or sparred with one another.)

-If you ask to come to Asgard, he might bring you along. Don’t be surprised, however, if he ends up using his magic to make you look like an Asgardian if you’re from Midgard. (Because he was very vocal about judging Thor’s relationship with Jane, and he’d rather not be made fun of for the ironic hypocrisy.) As for the other realms? He may take you to see them depending on which realm we’re talking about. (Alfheim and Vanaheim in particular are ones he likes to visit. Jotunheim on the other hand? Over his dead body.)

-If everyone knows about it, he will gladly show off. He flaunts his relationship with you, and you yourself, to everyone like you’re the finest treasure in the universe. Basically saying ‘They’re my partner, not yours. Jealous?’ He’s basically using the same lines he uses for himself for you.  “I am Loki, and they are [Name], remember those names, for they will be the names of your future leaders.”

-If you’re in a relationship with him, I cannot imagine you haven’t already seen his Jotun form by that point. The biggest hurtle(s) for any relationship with Loki are his secrets, insecurities, and fears. Thus, if he really does love you and trust you, it’s because he knows you accept him wholly and completely. Thus, you’ve seen it. (Note: He’s still not going to take this form often, he just wants to be sure you wouldn’t believe him to be a monster and/or abandon him.)

-Once you break through the above barrier, this man is probably one of the most compassionate people out there. If people prove their fidelity and care for him, he’ll treat that person like gold. Though most of the softer moments happen behind closed doors, as he’s not very into PDA. (Though that’s not to say he’ll stop you-)

-He’s not the kind of person to make you jealous. After all, he’s your partner, you chose one another for a reason.  If you try to make him jealous though, he’ll realize what you’re doing and take it very personally. The only time he’d ever make you jealous on purpose is if you attempted it on him, because this man is petty. Though do bear in mind he will confront you about how immature you’re being regardless of if he takes the petty route in that situation or not. hypocrite

-He doesn’t really care about appearances. Sure, having a pretty S/O is nice, but that doesn’t really matter to him when compared to genuine care and compassion. This extends to aliens and mutants with major appearance changes too. Neurodivergence and disabilities are also something that doesn’t bother him generally. Though you’ll probably have to explain some of them to him, as he doesn’t really know that much about modern midgardian terminologies/diagnoses for things like that. Autism? DID? Tourettes? Deafness? Muteness? He doesn’t care.

-What he specifically looks for in a partner is loyalty especially, with compassion, empathy, and a decent sense of humor. (Some impishness is also up there on his list.) Common interests are another plus, and will usually be one of the first things he notices.

-Things that will usually make him nope out of a relationship are actually pretty low-bar standards if I’m being honest: Abuse, General lack of care for him, Extreme entitlement, Insert hate-based group, i:e racists, transphobes, etc.

-I’ve already mentioned before that I headcanon one of his love languages to be physical touch. He’s touch starved, please give him affection.  However, at the beginning of a relationship, he’ll find the idea of…actually having a loving relationship to be very hard to get used to, so he probably won’t initiate any physical affection at first regardless of if it’s in private or not. But, gradually over time you’ll notice him being a bit more physically affectionate and bold in regards to touching you. He’ll stand closer to you more often, he’ll put his hand on your shoulder randomly, he might even start kissing you on the temple or forehead on occasion, etc.

-If you cannot fight, he will teach you how to defend yourself. This is non-negotiable. His mother was murdered in his absence and that fact haunts him well into any ‘real’ relationship he forges, friendship or otherwise. So, he’s certainly not going to let you waltz about without knowing how to defend yourself in case something happens when he’s not around. If you already can fight, he’ll train and spar with you.

-He will stick to you as much as possible. He wants to spend a lot of time with you (Another love language), so don’t be surprised if he ends up popping up every so often to check on you, or asking you when you’ll next be free for some quality time together.

-Dates with this man are immaculate. He pays a lot of attention to how you feel and what your interests are. He’ll then take this information and use it to construct a date that he thinks you’d enjoy.  You like sci-fi? Well, he knows a beautiful alien planet you two could explore! Gemtones? Oh, you just so happened to stumble upon a crystal cave with him!

-He does a lot of silent admiration from afar. During those moments, there’s a lot that goes on in his mind. Specifically, wondering how you could possibly love him when he’s done so much. New York, Helping Thanos, Attempting to destroy Jotunheim, the multiple attempts on Thor’s life, etc. The fact that you can even accept his Jotun ancestry, something even he himself can’t truly accept, amazes him. He really doesn’t know what he did to deserve someone so accepting and loving in his life.

-It’s not always sunshine and smiles of course. Communication of his own emotions is not his strong suit, but he’s very perceptive of the feelings of others, so he’s very willing to talk to you about your issues or concerns. He’s very good at recognizing when something’s wrong as well, so often, you won’t even need to ask him to talk, he’ll already be sitting next to you, patiently waiting for you to begin the conversation. Meanwhile, he has a habit of pushing his emotions down and thinking that if he ignores them they might go away. He’s also very good at hiding it, so that’s certainly something you two need to figure out. Arguments happen, but rarely last long, as he’s surprisingly pretty good at recognizing when he made a mistake.  “I understand, I’m sorry I made you feel this way. I promise I’ll try to be more thoughtful of you from now on, [Name].”

-He doesn’t really do anniversaries? It’s an Asgard thing, there’s no real ‘milestones’ for relationships, so if you want anniversaries, you’re going to have to explain it to him.

-He really tries his best to be as good a partner to you as possible. He places your needs squarely above his own, especially in dire circumstances. 

-Pet names. He will use them, and absolutely melt if you use them too. Call him ‘your prince’, ‘sweetheart’, ‘darling’, ‘luv’, any endearing little name like that, he’ll love it. (He also doesn’t care if you call him those things in public either.)

-He’s such a tease. He’ll flirt with you in hushed tones when nobody is looking, his goal being just to see you turn red. If something ends up happening after as a result? …That’s just a happy accident.

in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.

could you please hc for looking realizing he in love and all those new emotions and silly things, you know just something that makes my heart bound

Loki and falling in love

He doesn’t think it’s love at first but rather just a friendship because that’s how far he lets his relationships be

Then he notices the changes, how his eyes follow you whenever you’re moving around in the same room

Your little touches when you pull him somewhere or just brush a strand of hair out of his face

They lingered more and he finds himself thinking about your soft skin touching his face and hands

His body heating up whenever you hug him or hold his hand in occasions

He then comes to the conclusion that it might just be lust and nothing but how wrong he was

His heart burned for you when you laughed and gave your full attention to others

The bounding of his heartbeat kept loud in his eardrums whenever he made you laugh or smile

The way he finds himself getting lost in your eyes when you speak

The hesitation in his Demeanor just because he scared he’ll melt if he held you close

He notices the tiniest details about you

How your teeth show when you laugh genuinely and you pout when you’re in a bad mood

How your eyes sparkle with wonder whenever he showed you one of his spells

your cute little dance when you get something you wanted for long

He finds himself smiling softly at you, at the most random times

Being close to you feels like a really warm blanket being warped around his body

His name out of your lips makes him feel like time stopped and started In slow motion

His cheeks and ears would turn a light pink and sometimes blueish whenever you complemented him

It takes a lot for Loki to fall in love but when he does.

It a hard fall that leaves a permanent mark in his heart

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