Sorry You Got Arrested For A Stupid Reason But Then Again Poison Ivy Exists.

I love the headcanon that none of the Bats are supers, but over time? Gotham is slowly messing them up, one by one.

Bruce smiles at Clark one day in the Cave, and his eyes reflect the light back like a wolf's

Jason suddenly has tiny fangs, but nobody has the nerve to mention it

Alfred literally doesn't die

Dick can jump higher and faster than ever before, but barely notices it

Tim is awake for three days straight and doesn't blink

They're all subtly, but noticeably different. Gotham-blessed, or cursed, or something in between.

Thank you for the idea, JJ. Imma get started on this right away.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Hey, I've got your phone. Red Hood decided to send it to the archives. It'll be back by tonight.

Oh thank goodness. I can pick it up if that’s easier. The vines are a little hostile towards visitors right now.

Just woke up to this news report. I’m already on GCPD’s radar so…wish me luck folks.

Almost got mugged by some fucker in an alleyway. I rocked his shit with the clay pot I just bought.

Update 2: My landlord has gone missing.

My cactus is growing a lot more flowers than usual. It looks very pretty. Should I be alarmed, given recent events?

I want to be a magical girl. I will become a magical girl. No one will stop me from becoming a magical girl.

So, I have discovered that fear toxin is not very fun for a transplant! I think I saw some odd variation of God. I saw the eyes. Oh, the eyes. They seemed to look into my very being. I saw stars from galaxies eons away from ours. I watched the world burn and couldn’t do anything to stop it. I think I’ll stick to the talking plants next time.

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.

Update: My entire apartment is covered in flowers.

My cactus is growing a lot more flowers than usual. It looks very pretty. Should I be alarmed, given recent events?

We can’t Zoinks, Zap, Zoom our way outta this one.

Still collecting the full alphabet of the "live, laugh, love" variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the "We can't ___, _____, ____ our way out of this."

yes, yes it is.

,,,, is this flirting