One Time I Went To A Cafe And I Was Wearing A Green Shirt And Brown Trousers And The Barista Looked At

SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE HANGING OUT RIGHT NOW

HAVE FUN CHILLING YOU DESERVE IT!! LOVE YOU!

This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.

I should go to sleep...

But instead I'm gonna read this article about 60 sex related terms you should know

the queen

It's that time of year again.

One night a viking named Rudolph The Red was looking out the window when he suddenly said “It’s going to rain”.His wife was confused and asked him “How do you know?"He looked at her and responded "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

the 5 love languages: song recommendations, parallel play, talking about The Character, offering to kill each other’s parents, gifting little trinkets

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

WHWRE YOURE SO GLAD TO WAKE UP

EVERYTHING IS LOVED EVERYBODY HUGS

hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t reccomend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard

i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.

happy cheffin! :)