First two are art trades I did, 3rd was for fun, last one is art I received :3
Family: Keath has 1 sister (and a brother, Adrian brixton, Henryās technical son, but fuck him he sucks :3), Daphne Mallet. His father, Henry Mallet, had the two of them in his 20ās (24), with an American prostitute. She died in labour of the twins, and Henry was left to raise them alone. He hired Nannies, daycares, and more to watch over his children while he maintained his career as a punk star. He died at 36, falling off a fairy in Australia, while his children were 12. The two lived in their home for 2 more years, moving in with their grandmother when they were 14.
Daphne: his relationship Daphne was always a good one, despite arguments and disputes. Daphne liked to tag along with whatever Keath and Bob were doing, and neither of them minded considering bob had to take Cecil with him to places a lot. Daphne was Keathās main support during his transition, and helped get the money for his doctor appointments and first cane. Keath still has a good relationship with her, and they hangout on holidays.
Mother: their mother, Melody, was a simple woman. She lives her adult life as a prostitute, not ever wanting to be tied down. When she met Henry, she was flattered he wanted to fuck her, but a drunk Brit always forgets protection ig š¤·. She got pregnant, and planned on leaving the twins with Henry and bailing, he wasnāt aware of this plan. Unfortunately for her, she died in labour of the, but luckily she got what she wanted, the kids being left to Henry :)
he's a 10 but he's a republican. and he tried to kill a woman and a kid ig...
I fell down the rabbit hole of early Simpsons merchandising, specifically the Bart butterfinger commercials and the rise and fall of Bart mania and now I am determined to own a blue shirt Bart plush bc they were made to promote the show like a year before it aired. That shit is a cool ass relic. I love adult cartoon autism.
this made me unbelievably happy
donāt mind the shitty lighting, BOB AND CECIL!!!!!