Oh my gosh lqg zl is too perfect. Would sy still transmigrate? What would that look like?
yes sy will still be there to be a disaster
but z!lqg is not gonna have any of his bs. this is on the premise that there’s a system (bc without a system, all of sv falls apart) he’ll be skirting the line of driving sy!sqq crazy with ‘does lqg actually know things or am i just crazy?!’ and lqg is ‘god this face and its monosyllabic grunts are perfect. no one knows i noes’
but seriously, he’d try to help with lbh’s single-minded obsessive love (his attachment issues, essentially), but unknowingly get roped in a la the lqg/lbh/sqq ot3 type bs
(”look i’m only here because none of you know how to suck dick to save your mom’s life i- okay sorry, i meant, none of you know how to suck dick. just. okay. stop looking!” “asking shishu, how can we learn if we cannot watch?”)
Z!lqg is waiting for the perfect moment to drop the transmigrator fact. let’s say he’s escorting both sqq and sqh soemwhere and they’re being all secretive and millennially, and at them talking semi-seriously and trying to convince z!lqg to take them somewhere with z!lqg refusing their cheap excuses and grievances bc it’s funny, they just drop a ‘hmm. so sad. alexa, play despacito’ and walks away
(airplane and cucumber go insane trying to figure out which username z!lqg is. finally: “i’m not any username, i’m a reader of your own transmigration novel. so technically, my god-mode tier is higher than either of you”)
(sqh: ”you can’t just say shit like that!” sqq: “you fucking douche, you -” lqg: “cucumber man, i hold the secrets to keeping your chrysanthemum unplucked, i suggest you shut your mouth” sqq: “okay... chrysanthemum-bro” lqg: “okay fuck you, good bye, you can ride airplane express home” sqh: “no, liu-juju, come back pls, don’t leave me with this bitch” sqq: “airplane you fucker, you’re the btich)
the peaks will have no peace. everyone feels like they’re in a mass hallucination at the sight of their friend-amosity.
im smart but not smart smart. more like dumb smart
Draco being the dramatic bitch we all know he is
and Pansy tired of having to deal with it
My Patreon & Ko-fi <3
Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do
robins doodles!
Jason & Damian
Tim & Damian
i can’t stop drawing liu qingge sfhds
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top 5 hanfu outfits hanyi 💓 - xiaosean
*SCREAMING* I jumped straight into Taobao to grab pictures for this ask I AM SO EXCITED TO REPLY IT
disclaimer: oncoming picture spam which I just couldn’t bear to hide beneath a cut
not really a specific look, but more in terms of my top 5 (listed “chronologically”) favourite hanfu styles
1. 圆领袍 (yuan2 ling3 pao2)
Literally means “round-collared robe”
Originally for men
But became popular among women in the Tang dynasty
Some people also wear the collar unbuttoned so it ends up looking like this double lapel thing which is still damned cool
Sources:
如梦霓裳
寻景记汉服
织羽集
流烟昔泠
2. 飞鱼服 (fei1 yu2 fu2)
Literally means “flying fish clothing”
Type of clothing given from the emperor to eunuchs/ guards (e.g. the Embroidered Uniform Guard) during the Ming dynasty
帅气 x100000 although I’ll never be able to pull this cool look off
Sources:
如梦霓裳 [1] [2] [3]
3. 道袍 (dao4 pao2), bonus if it’s paired with a 披风 (pi1 feng1)
Literally means “Taoist robe” but was not restricted to only Taoists
Common full-length single robe that was worn by men in the Ming dynasty
Sometimes with a ma mian qun (will talk about this later) underneath it!
LOOK AT THAT PI FENG AHHH 仙 x100000
4. 马面裙 (ma3 mian4 qun2)
I LOVE THESE OMG
Literally means “horse face skirt”
Common pleated skirt worn in the Ming dynasty
Can be traditionally worn as part of the 袄裙 (ao3 qun2), which consists of the skirt and a top worn over the skirt
But I reaaaally love the ma mian qun because it’s so damn versatile and can be paired with modern classy looks like this
(I’m getting this top and skirt on 11.11 hoho)
An even more modern look like this (I have this particular skirt hoho)
AND EVEN MODERN BADASS LIKE THIS (also getting this skirt during 11.11 hoho)
Sources:
如梦霓裳
七巧坊
拟梦汉服
华裳九州
池夏
5. 交领襦裙 (jiao1 ling3 ru2 qun2), bonus if it’s paired with a 大袖衫 (da4 xiu4 shan1) or 褙子 (bei4 zi3)
Okay I’m a bit hazy on when this started becoming popular/ commonly worn so I’ve put it right at the end instead of fitting it “chronologically” like the rest above
Some styles are from the Wei-Jin period, some are from the Song dynasty, and a lot of styles on Taobao these days don’t really stick to particular period of what a jiao ling ru qun looks like
Literally means “cross-collared short coat and skirt”, as opposed to the 齐胸襦裙 (qi2 xiong1 ru2 qun2) which is something like what jiang yanli in donghua wears
I prefer the cross-collared styles more hehe
Tho speaking of cross-collared styles, my major pet peeve is when people accidentally draw the collars crossed the wrong way (right over left instead of left over right)… because that’s usually meant for the deceased
Sources:
如梦霓裳 [1] [2]
出社
重回汉唐 [1] [2]
okay end of spam I think I might have gone a little over on this whoooopss (〃ー〃)
answering “top 5″s!! ✩°。⋆⸜(ू。•ω•。) (altho I admit to being terrible with fanfics so please avoid those *nervous cough*)
This generally means setting a character up to deserve one thing and then giving them the exact opposite.
Kill a character off before they can achieve their goal.
Let the bad guy get an extremely important win.
Set up a coup against a tyrannical king. The coup fails miserably.
(Excluding the end of the book, obviously)
A beloved friend dies in battle and there’s no time to mourn him.
A random tryst between two main characters is not (or cannot be) brought up again.
A character suddenly loses their job or can otherwise no longer keep up their old routine
And not in an “imposter syndrome” way. Make your MC do something bad, and make the blame they shoulder for it heavy and tangible.
MC must choose the lesser of two evils.
MC kills someone they believe to be a bad guy, only to later discover the bad guy was a different person altogether.
People generally want to be understood, and if you can make a character think they are Known, and then rip that away from them with a rejection (romantic or platonic) people will empathize with it.
MC is finally accepting the Thing They Must Do/Become, and their love interest decides that that’s not a path they want to be on and breaks up with them
MC makes a decision they believe is right, everyone around them thinks they chose wrong.
MC finds kinship with someone Like Them, at long last, but that person later discovers that there is some inherent aspect of MC that they wholly reject. (Perhaps it was MC’s fault that their family member died, they have important religious differences, or WERE THE BAD GUY ALL ALONG!)
Push them beyond what they are capable of, and then push them farther. Make them want something so deeply that they are willing to do literally anything to get it. Give them passion and drive and grit and more of that than they have fear.
“But what if my MC is quiet and meek?” Even better. They want something so deeply that every single moment they push themselves toward it is a moment spent outside their comfort zone. What must that do to a person?
Obviously, don’t do all of these things, or the story can begin to feel tedious or overly dramatic, and make sure that every decision you make is informed by your plot first and foremost.
Also remember that the things that make us sad, angry, or otherwise emotional as readers are the same things that make us feel that way in our day-to-day lives. Creating an empathetic main character is the foundation for all of the above tips.