Since the series focuses so closely on Will and Halt, canonically the two best rangers Araluen has to offer, I think it gets easy to assume every ranger’s skills are close to superhuman. But they’re not.
I for one am very curious as to what the bare minimum ranger looks like. Where are they. What are they doing. What do they fall for. I want there to be a shitty 90s sit com about that guy.
Important Things I Learned From Ace Attorney Manga:
Pearl has a crush on Miles Edgeworth…and a thing for guys wearing glasses
Miles gets invited to movie premiers
And only attends because he would find it rude not to
Manfred von Karma has fortuneteller friend who is close enough to merit Franziska doing them a favor
Which means Franziska has worked as a fortune teller called Madame Lovetap
A zealous religious cult follows Franziska in hope she will whip their inner demons into submission
Diego Armando is bi - canon
Miles has tried a case while in a state of undress rather than let the case go awry
He was acting as a defense attorney because Phoenix was out of commission at the time
Maya is into girls - canon. Legit attracted to Pink Princess
Some bullshit fortune teller who reads your future from how you lick soft serve ice cream predicted Phoenix’s ignoble career change
Even after knowing him like three years, Maya still calls him Harry not Larry
Miles’ sense of duty has him investigating open-and-shut cases
Miles has saved Gumshoe’s job
Miles lies to witnesses about having evidence to get them to testify
Miles actually tries to help Phoenix just like Klavier does for Apollo, he’s just more of a smirking ass about it
Miles is a fan of the Sparkle Land mascots
Miles and Phoenix have stood in for said mascots in a stage show
Phoenix finds nervous nailbiting sexy. You do you, Phoenix Wright. You do you
Phoenix’s type is Murder Suspect, let’s be real
Wendy Oldbag can smell Miles Edgeworth approaching
Miles falls asleep in movie theatres
When Phoenix springs on Miles that Miles is buying everyone lunch, Miles is just like “damn if I’d known then we would have had fancier lunch”
Even Miles can’t recognise Phoenix when his hair isn’t spiked
Nobody but Phoenix can recognise Miles when he’s not wearing his cravat
Phoenix bribes Gumshoe with food to find out how Miles is doing
Miles lies about a crime and evidence to try to keep Pearl from learning that a movie she was watching has a sad ending
Miles let Gumshoe talk him into a blind double date with a woman, and hated every moment of that date
Miles, Gumshoe, Phoenix, and Larry have outings they call a group date
Miles watches the autopsies for his cases
Miles would let a grieving kid stab him for prosecuting his dad
Miles envies Phoenix his fun investigations
Miles fights a bear to save Maya
Miles has a hard time saying “thank you” - he fought the bear because he found this an easier way to express his thanks
Miles always loses drinking contests
Miles goads Phoenix and Maya into bickering for his entertainment
Franziska’s whips come from sex shops
Franziska whips her food instead of using a knife
Miles has pollen allergies from spring flowers
Miles is the friend who goes to concerts for music he doesn’t even like to spare Gumshoe from going alone
Gumshoe is the kind of person who buys gifts for a friend even when he’s broke
Miles doesn’t go to maid cafes - but does go to samurai cafes
Miles has considered opening a prosecutors cafe
Miles replaced his sportscar with a rickshaw
Maya and Pearl really want Phoenix to adopt a cat
Phoenix has instead put a cat on the stand. At least the parrot could talk, get your shit together Phoenix
Phoenix has thought about getting his drivers license because he’s envious of Miles’ car
Mia has a theory that Phoenix must have a twin and that’s who she defended in her second case
Maya can channel the living, and has channeled Gumshoe
pose practice! they are drunk and happy as hell
stanford doesnt have any special shirts for such moments with F so he keeps his usual and boring blue one, also he stole F's tie!!! did you see this ??? robbery in broad daylight,sheesh
an incomplete list of death note things i thought were just jokes until i found out they were canon:
the potato chip scene. how is that real.
apples
the whole “this is something only kira would do, on the other hand, if i don’t do it, he’ll definitely think i’m kira, but …” and “kira would never do that, unless he is kira, in which case he would do the opposite of what i know he would do, so that actually increases his likelihood …” dynamic that light and L have is not an exaggeration. they really do overthink everything to that degree
the thing that looks like a monster is more mentally stable than the normal human boy
light isn’t attracted to misa
thinking about anastasia trusova paintings again
i know those eyes / this man is dead (pirate au)
'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple
i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny
Embroidery on random objects by: Severija Incirauskaite-Kriauneviciene