Merry "almost Chistmas" Day!

They're so normal.....btw......

hi I'm from your pseudo-medieval fantasy city. yeah. you forgot to put farms around us. we have very impressive walls and stuff but everyone here is starving. the hero showed up here as part of his quest and we killed and ate him

A typical dance of deduction

yt link

EDIT: realizing perhaps this video is not as ubiquitously known as i thought it was and also (judging by the fact that the post has way more notes than the video has views) nobody's clicking on the yt link (and therefore not reading the credit in the description) so i'd like to take a moment to direct everyone to the original video this is based on by BugOlively. im so obsessed with it that i made this whole fuckin thing. please watch the original also. they chose the poses/stock photos and the music and animated it. i just gave it a coat of paint <3

+Bonus images under the cut!!

the thumbnail:

the full unobstructed background:

full Ryunosuke and Gregson:

a few susatos:

and a few of my favorite Herlocks

(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

oh miles …

"Despite his usually relaxed attitude, he's rather a harsh critic when it comes to art, possibly due to his time as an art student, to the point of openly mocking his friends' art pieces"

the world needs to know what a bitch Phoenix can be when it comes to art and for that i respect him

are you sure

Honestly, if narumitsu could ever become canon, I would like it the best if it were off screen, and just sneakily implied. Like maybe during a case, a piece of evidence is a tube of toothpaste and Phoenix points out that while all the other tubes of products in the victim's house are squeezed unevenly, only this specific toothpaste isn't, so that means someone that isn't the victim used it - and Edgeworth would say something like 'So you're suggesting the victim had the same barbaric tendencies such as yours, but was involved with someone that didn't' 'A reason to kill indeed' and then Phoenix's animation sweating bullets. ....Or other stuff like that. It would just be both extremely cute and extremely funny to me.

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch