I Need Him Carnally

made this scene a gif because i cant stop thinking about the way ann snuggles up under her curls w that dopey little smile and im making it everyones problem

I don't care what your perception of the female body has been warped into by the media and advertising prevalent in culture. eat some goddamn carbs

Thinking about that vampire...

tumblr users' full inability to recognize their behavior in the abstract manifests in this very funny thing where if you see a post that says "you should stop being shitty about people's kinks and positing them as primary producers of violence" it will have 150k notes and if you see a post that says "[x controversial kink named in specific] is play pretend and not a primary producer of violence" it will have 300 notes get water filter screenshotted a dozen times and have people telling OP to kill themself in inbox for the next two years

Still on my TOH brainrot and thinking about how Phillip basically made his own problems.

• His brother’s death (that caused him grief as seen when he was forced to revisit the memory) happened in the first place because he couldn’t accept that his brother loved a witch.

• Hunter offered to help with the curse but Phillip hated wild magic too much to consider it. He made Hunter turn away from him because of all the abuse he dealt.

• Luz was happy to assist him in finding The Collector and learning magic when she traveled to the past but Phillip ruined it after he tried to get Lillith killed. This led to a broken nose that would later mutate into the green gash that makes up a good portion of his face.

• The situation when the people Phillip hired assaulted him and threw his diary around only happened because he purposely got one of them killed and didn’t fulfill his promise of paying them.

• The Collector crushed Phillip into a pile of viscera because he refused to free them. They only expressed a desire to play with him before the betrayal.

It’s such a simple fact of kindness being rewarded with kindness and hatred getting thrown back at people who hate, but it makes me go wild. Luz befriended people regardless of how rude they were in the beginning because of her unwavering kindness and love of exploring new things. Phillip wanted to be an asshole first because he expected everyone else to act the same.

He’s so pathetic like a wet kitten left in a cardboard box except he sprayed water on the cardboard to get it wet and then sat in it.

Why won't it let me change my header?? Oh well guess the shitty omori background is here to stay