Early Christian Martyrs From The Roman Catacombs.

Nobody committed to the bit harder then Shawn Spencer. The fact that he could've just come out and told them about his photographic memory and deduction skills on the second day and they probs would've still hired him and taken him much more seriously, but the dumbass bi man chose to continue to pretend to be a psychic FOR 8 WHOLE YEARS is genuinely insane behavior. And don't even get me started on Gus keeping his besties secret for that long, he a real ride or die.

what is it about cheese and cheesy foods that get people so sexually aroused?

Was on the phone with my mother (a lawyer) and she was telling me about a legal conference she went to where they had a lecture using Paul McCartney's lawsuit against the Beatles as an example and she asked me "have you heard of Magic Alex?"

It's like my prefrontal cortex snapped out of my body, shook me by the lapels, and screamed in my face, "DON'T BRING UP THE PENIS MACHINE!"

neil study thing idk

Guess ft. @r3c04d

I dead need a job .

“We need more evil women.” Bitch you thought Skylar White was in the wrong 😭

Me after every conversation: Shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again.

I am starting to love when people use she for male celebrities or guys in general when they're sassy or some shit like yeah she was such a drama queen or her '67 era was peak cunt. I fully support and encourage this use

hashtag gender equality

will i wait a lonely lifetime if you want me to i will................