Ruelprotactor - Nathan

British vintage postcard

Hi Buddy!!

Sade: ‘Love Deluxe’ Cassette (1992)

do yall just have that One Moot. that u REALLY wanna speak to, but u just Dont Know How

Burton "Gus" Guster. Character of all time. His middle name should be "Yes And". He is ride or die but he will kvetch about it. He is literally screaming crying throwing up. He's divorced. He has strong opinions about Pluto. He almost joined a cult. He claims his bestie on his taxes. He can tap dance and sing like a pro. He blogs about marine animals. He has so many niche interests. His bestie had to blackmail his boss to allow him to continue running around solving crime. He accurately deciphered the text message "binshot not lol". He went undercover as a model. He's not over losing the spelling bee as a child. He owns a shirt advertising cold sore medicine. He drove a stolen car to San Francisco to be with his bestie and only turned around 12 times. He's a sympathetic crier.

In the club freakin it Wilson style

his poltergiest is doing insane work at still being a little shit

honest to god I keep forgetting that John Lennon is dead I think about his annoying ass so often that it's like he's still with us

what the fuck is this guy on about

I don't know if this has already been done, thinking of a mclennon fight club au, where John is Paul's Tyler durden and shows up after Mary's death to help him cope, or just get away from his dad. The quarrymen is the soap company. Optional side plot of Yoko or stu as Marla depending on the time frame, and of course india is when everything comes crashing down. I have no idea how this would work, mainly Paul and John somehow playing 2 instruments while sharing a body. Idk

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