Dr. Harper: Now where did I put my top
Ruby*dragging Bradley into the room*: Here you have him!
Dr. Harper:*turns red*
Bradley:...
Dr. Harper: You told her about friday night?
Like I lpve Ruby Redfort okay? But there is this one book, thats just awful! She falls through that one test, has problems with LB and Hitch and it's just so messed up:/
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
SJ: Wheres my top?
Ruby*pulling froghorn into the room*: Here!
SJ:...
Froghorn:...
SJ: Thats not at all what I meant
I just remeber that one time where I was on riding holidays, on my local barn, and I witnessed two male horses like basically biting each others mouthes. Like, the smaller one kept sticking its nose in the bigger ones mouth, that went on for like a few hours, and I still have no idea what they were doing until today, it will stay a mystery😂😭
Yeah. I already complained about how you shouldn't search men up. So, guys, I'm gonna make this a series now and tell you what to never search up if you wanna stay sane. So yeah, here's part 2. Couples. Babes, never search couples on tumblr, y'all will witness people having sex or showing off their naked bodies💀 Like... who films themselves during sex and then looks at that video and says: "Yeah, I'm gonna post that on tumblr." Apparently a lot of people. So, babes, don't search up couples if you wanna stay sane💀
Guys, if my math maths, Ruby turned 66 or so last year. I just realised that Hitch, LB and all the others(except maybe Froghorn and Holbrook) are freaking dead by now, if they haven't eaten these mushrooms😭
So everybody's freaking out and shipping LB and Bradley, like in the book, nothing wrong with that! But since Bradley died again, I begin to really like the thought of LB and Hitch beeing a pair... I mean LB is some sort of second mom and Hitch some sort of second dad to Ruby so... Why not?
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Hi! I'm a german author from wattpad and I love Ruby Redfort:) Gonna post something about her here^^
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