If You’ve Seen That ‘rich Aussie Mum’ Series On Tiktok Then You KNOW That’s Exactly How Sabrina

DA reasons to improve your life:

1. Getting rid of many forms of social media will make you inconceivably mysterious. Are you an immortal that only texts and writes letters? Are you too busy devising a scheme or researching a lost civilization? Perhaps then you will exist more as an idea than a product of consumerism. Art was never meant to wear a price tag anyway.

2. Exercise to prepare for the day you have to leap onto that moving train to catch the figure who stole your carefully-curated research. Walk through cemeteries, the woods, museums—anywhere that allows you to appreciate the aching, fleeting beauty of the earth. Get your heart racing to remind yourself that you are, against all odds, alive.

3. Dressing with confidence will have you walking with purpose and others guessing what your purpose is. Why do you always look so put-together? Where did you get that haunting ring? Who’s chest wore that cardigan before you did? Where are you going with such enviable pride? They do not have to know that you wear a Philly’s baseball hoodie to study late into the night.

4. Journaling madly and keeping lists of everything can nearly guarantee that your teeming brain will live on, immortalized, for an archaeologist one thousand years down the line to unearth a detailed account of a most interesting ancient life.

5. If you learn small psychological, herbal, and folk tricks to cure headaches, sooth stomachs, and ease minds, and perform them with utmost flare, many will believe you to be magical in nature. You do not deny it.

6. Tea is a wonderful method of hydration. Tears are a wonderful method of dehydration. Balance, my darlings.

7. Stare at yourself in the mirror. Stare for hours—or maybe it will be only seconds. Stare, face lit by candlelight and stars, until your reflection whispers declarations of love to you instead of declarations of war.

8. Reading increases neuroplasticity. It also increases an optional knowledge of dead languages, forensic science, the blue-ringed octopus, Harry Potter’s favorite dessert, and why Orion Lake was not made for a deadly boarding school. Read late into the night; that isn’t particularly healthy, but, like I said, balance.

9. Lay in the sun for ten minutes each day. You are now a cat; watch the birds with lethal curiosity; stretch with all the laziness in the world. Vitamin D is good for you, and so is contemplating the simple needs of all living creatures.

10. Eat fruits and cheeses; bread and honey. You are a Greek muse. You dine in the halls of Olympus. Somewhere in the distance, Apollo plays his lyre. You want to sit here, in this stunning palace in the great wide sky, forever. You also want your daily intake of vitamins and minerals.

Stay healthy, stay curious, and stay painfully aware of the aesthetic manipulation of self.

Hi! For the Character Ask Game:

Clancy - 3, 18, 20, 23

Thanks, bye!!

thank u!!

3) A song that reminds me of them: Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen. I'm not sure how the song reminds me of him, but I can so picture him listening to it obsessively. They have the same vibe yk

18) How do you think they were as a kid? (Like, were they shy, noisy, wild, etc) I think he'd have been one of those kids who would be SO terrified to break any sort of rule, ever, and probably had a lot of anxiety about 'doing something wrong.' much more so than he does when he's thirteen.

20) A weird headcanon: Trombone player.

23) Future headcanon: Changes his hair a lot as he gets older. Especially as a teenager, mostly to piss off his parents. Minnie + Ruby would help ofc

how tf do you spell vicki/vickie/vicky’s name? all i can say is i know how to spell nancy so i think ronance should be endgame instead

Hi!!! rr asks Ruby! 21 + 25 :)

hi, thank u!!

21) When do you think they were at their happiest? I think when she's got something to focus on, and isn't just poking around for some kinda trouble. Like when she's learning to parkour, or skateboard, and especially when she's figuring out a new code. but also when she's with her friends, doing regular 13 y/o stuff like planning halloween costumes, and eating donuts.

25) When do you think they acted the most ooc? When she was talking to/following around Beetle, before he damaged Clancy's bike. Idk, everytime I get to that bit in the book I'm confused as to why it's there, I just feel like it makes no sense as to why she'd actually talk to this rando guy yk. OH and the bit where she gets into an actauly fistfight with Del, against Vapona. wtf was that???

lol apologies for abandoning this acc for a bit 

can someone please tell me if there's a backstory on how hitch got recruited into spectrum? i feel like there should be but i can’t think of any and its been a minute since i’ve read the books 

if there isn’t please tell me theories i must know 

obsessed w her 

ruby redfort scratches an itch in my brain...like this bitch is drinking banana milk with her antique telephone collection and vocabulary like a newsboy stereotype....obsessed with her....

ruby 

do you believe in fate?

only when it suits my narrative

del/ruby headcanon that del gives ruby her varsity jacket to wear in high school and ruby wears it ALL THE TIME 

i miss them (fictional character i think about literally every single day)