If She Blinded You With Science Maybe You Should Have Been Following Lab Safety Protocols And Wearing

i dont agree with everything i say by the way. i’m not that type of girl

“i enjoy and participate in academia-aesthetic communities on the internet because it’s fun and helps me stay motivated with schoolwork”

and

“much of the predominant source material used in online academia content is european in origin, and worshipping at the altar of european intellectualism is harmful as well as exclusive, particularly to POC and other groups that have been historically shut out of european academic spaces”

are statements that can (and should) coexist. i don’t want anyone to think that because i post dark academia content i can’t also recognize it’s flaws! in addition i always do my best to respond positively and constructively to criticisms so please let me know if i post something exclusive or otherwise in poor taste.

have a lovely day everyone and i’ll get back to posting soon <3

the way leigh made these characters so unlike yet so alike normal fucking 17 year olds is fully beyond me 

the crows are so much funnier than the fandom give them credit for

here are just SOME of the funniest moments throughout the books

“….you can find your way to Ravka or Matthias’ grandmother’s house for all i care” “leave my grandmother out of this”

obviously the ghost scene

pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to

“you speak Fjerdan about as well as i speak moose” “moose is probably your native tongue”

‘Had they blown up the lab? Kaz had definitely NOT told them to blow up the lab’

The deadpan ‘He had not been shot’

Kaz trying to justify his decision if bringing Wylan along to the rest of the crows: “ i told you, ✨hidden depths✨” “see Jesper, ✨marketable skillz✨”

‘“You all look so young, where are your parents?” Wylan and Jesper burst out laughing’

“This many people having fun in one place might have shocked the Fjerdan right out of you”

“I.Should.Let.You.Die”

Nina trying to bring Kaz back: “The Ice Court, remember? 3 million kruge?” Kaz’s eyes cleared. “4 million”

“You couldn’t look guiltier if you were performing the role of Thief #3 in a penny play on East Stave”

“Who wants to buy i coat in the dead on night?” “Tourists”

“Tiny and Ferocious, just like you”

“Unless you have a unicorn for him to ride away on, there is no scenario that guarantees Kuwei’s safety”

‘They could fake a pregnancy. They couldn’t fake an actual birth. Or maybe they could, he wouldn’t put anything past Kaz at this point”

“He has a very soothing baritone”

‘“I’d prefer a pair of sable-lined swimming trunks, but we can’t always get what we want” A furrow appeared between Kuwei’s brows. His understanding of Kerch had apparently been reached and surpassed’

The Wyvil

Matthias thinking they should just let Nina and Jesper flirt the entirety of Ketterdam into submission

That MASTERPIECE of a scene where Jesper and Kaz have a random petty fistfight, and all the other crows literally move out of the way, and then when Wylan tries to get someone to stop them they just shrug and go ‘I mean they aren’t using their weapons let them fight it out’ and THEN Colm coming him and scolding them and both of them IMMEDIATELY stopping

“Whatever you say, Llewelyn”

Nina’s singing

Wylan and Kaz falling through the ceiling onto Van Eck’s dinner party will ALWAYS be iconic

Kaz’s chapters in general are absolutely HILARIOUS, but my personal favorite is when he’s depending on Matthias Not Betraying them, and he thinks something like this:

‘Either he was right and Matthias’ feeling for Nina would prove enough, or Kaz was about to pay for all those talking tree jokes’

The talking tree jokes in question

The initiation ceremony where the tree teaches you the secret handshake

‘His first thought was that this boy had the most beautiful lips he’d ever seen, and his second was that he was probably about to die’ Wylan honey we’ve got to talk about your priorities

“Is it that bad?” “No, you just have really ugly feet”

That scene at the start of Six of Crows where Van Eck has Kaz tied to a chair and is explaining what he needs, and then is explaining why he needs Kaz specifically, talking about how his De Kappel painting was stolen which is a really impressive feat, while Kaz is vehemently denying that he had anything to do with it although it was obviously him

Wylan being passive aggressive while Jesper is trailing after him trying to apologize for the Kuwei thing

“Can’t we just enter as performers? I hear Wylan really kills it on the flute”

Inej getting Nina’s cookie jar after she gets back and Jesper being offended that he didn’t get to take some

Nina making fun of Kaz’s haircut

“Is my tie straight?”

That’s all I can think of for now, i’m sure there’s more so if you think of something feel free to add on

rr characters :)

Character ask game!

A classic character ask game lol, but with a little deeper digging into them

Send a character and a number/several numbers, and i'll answer:

My first impression of them

When I think I truly started to like them (or dislike them, if you've sent me a character I don't like)

A song that reminds me of them

How many people I ship them with

My favorite ship of them

My least favorite ship of them

A quote of them that you remember

Your favorite outfit of them

Your least favorite outfit of them

Describe the character in one sentence

What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character?

Sexuality hc!

Your favorite friendship they have

Best storyline they had

Worst storyline they had

A childhood headcanon

What do you think their first word was?

How do you think they were as a kid? (Like, were they shy, noisy, wild, etc)

The most random ship you've seen people have with them

A weird headcanon

When do you think they were at their happiest?

When do you think they were at their lowest?

Future headcanon

What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone?

When do you think they acted the most ooc

When do you think they were being "themselves" the most?

If they could meet a character from another show/movie/etc, who would be the most fun for them to meet?

The most unnecessary thing they ever did?

How do you think they would be as a parent? (and if they are a parent, how do you think they would be if they weren't?)

The funniest scene they had?

can we please acknowledge the fact that TYLB is absolutely TERRIFYING??? 

like THERE IS A LITERAL SEA MONSTER ON THE COAST OF TWINFORD. a sea monster that eats people and forces them to tell the truth if they escape with their life like that is some fantasy shit and no one questions it?? also ruby and clancy nearly drowning in that cave full of sharks + a sea monster??

terrifying, I tell you

ruby: pussy. 

the count: I will knock your ass out- 

clancy crew I'd die and kill for you

clancy crew is a cat person 100% like that fact that we see him interact with no cats (?) in the series is criminal actually 

man seeing old posts of mine in the ruby redfort tag is so weird

my personal Clancy Crew headcanon (if rr was modern) is that he fucking loves Google Earth. Like he will spend hours going to all these different places, especially ones in the ocean and just ‘explore’. he does all the quizzes and games too. Ruby thinks its weird and tries telling him it would be better irl but he obviously doesn’t listen :) 

don’t know where this came from but it feels right