NATURAL ACADEMIA

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

ruby would be the NUMBER 1 snape hater

and she would absolutely END count olaf I stg

okay okay okay so the Bradley Baker/LB era of Ruby Redfort is the same as the marauders era of Harry Potter and is also the same as the VFD era in A Series Of Unfortunate Events 😭

sometimes you have to ignore the canon timeline of ruby redfort and have clancy and elliot find a beanie boo with heterochromia and IMMEDIATELY buy it and give it to ruby. inspired by this exact beanie boo i saw at work last night. its name is heather. 

I LOVE ITTTT

can someone who knows how to draw please do some ruby redfort fanart bc there is a severe lack of that methinks 

not at all saying someone writing a fic ab this would be beyond amazing... 

del/ruby headcanon that del gives ruby her varsity jacket to wear in high school and ruby wears it ALL THE TIME 

HELP I JUST SAW A TRINITY GRAMMAR SCHOOL AD ON FUCKING TUMBLR FDHJHHFJDDFGFDSFG

someone make this a fic pls 

pls lmk if this is wrong but i think ruby stopped skateboarding after ftf which is just so tragic bc imagine ruby skating through the hallways at spectrum or smthing while waiting for LB to yell at her 

the fact that this is my old acc I got logged out of-

lol ruby redfort canonically keeps cups and plates and cutlery in her room until there is literally none left in the redfort household. 

I just think that clancy crew becoming the fastest swimmer on the twinford middle school swim team becuase he was so scared and just wanted to get out of the water is so incredibly funny

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”