scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple
the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
Pour one out for a real one.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
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Yo guys, raise your hand if you came out to your friend recently (as a lesbian) but don't know how the duck to tell him I'm non-binary, or that my name is Airyn (I haven't transitioned yet, and only my best friend knows) So yeah....and we are both crushing on the same fucking girl. I'm not exited for today man. *raises hand*
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🎧 Last Song: Taking What's Not Yours - TV Girl
🖍️ Favorite Color: Red
📚 Last Book: ...
🎥 Last Movie: Red One
🍜 Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Sweet!!
💕 Relationship Status: I have a gf!!
🌐 Last thing I googled: AO3
💓 Current Obsession: DSMP, never left
🔮 Looking forward to: My Gf finally getting discord
@anomalous-writer @booklover9000 @watermelonolemretaw
🎧 Last Song: tidal wave by the mountain goats!! i've been thinking of naming a fic something like "even the very proud die on their knees" or whatever the particular wording of the lyric is
🖍️ Favorite Color: green!!!!!!
📚 Last Book: last book i finished was you are here which is a poetry anthology edited by ada limón!! i'm also reading through bright dead things by ada limón and an incomplete collection of louise glück poetry. all so good!!!
🎥 Last Movie: your honor... i forgor.....
🍜 Sweet/Spicy/Savory: i too suffer from an insane sweet tooth. hot chocolate ily
💕 Relationship Status: eight and a half years together!!!
🌐 Last thing I googled: "word for not suspicious" i was renaming a groupchat according to a fic we were dying over that contained the spoken dialogue "Remember my promise, my little toy. It would be so easy and no one would suspect a vegan store owner. No one will believe you." i love you ao3
💓 Current Obsession: honestly not anything specific? i've been having a swaymark moment but that's been going on for months
🔮 Looking forward to: classes start soon!!! i can't wait to learn more shit to be insufferable about....
ty for the tag @biggamebryanrust muah muah. gonna tag @b10000p @doingthewritethings and @kookabara bc i love to harass y'all always. <3!
Or whatever the guy said
Souuuuppp
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And I'll do it again
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Hi! He/they pronouns || ADHD || Taken <3 || Helpol :D || Lord Hermes :D || Has a Pinterest you should follow: https://www.pinterest.com/Airyn_lykez_starz/<br />|Can't donate| /A MINOR\
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